Send My Body to Arby’s

Can I pin this?

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

Men at Work: Do you speak my language? Me: 😀 🫴 🥪

WE GOT A BOOMERANG INCIDENT AT THE CHILD MOLESTING FACTORY

The 6-player X-Men arcade cabinet. Informally known as THE UNIT.

spoken word poetry should be called stand-up tragedy

Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.

invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports

if i thought this site was going to moderate properly i'd subscribe to it happily & talk about the benefits of doing so to my million+ followers across youtube, twitter & twitch. as things are i'll be saying it isn't worth it. hearing similar things from my pals with big online followings

If there was an X-men and Dragon Ball mash up. Who would be Goku? Note, must have main character energy, can't just be a Strong Guy (pun intended).

Painting your nails is hard

my car has a feature that lets me know how far away that shapeshifting cop from DS9 is but no matter where i go he keeps getting further away :’(

"Vic and Nog go to Sears," oil on panel, 8" x 8" brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

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As someone who has spent the past 20 years loudly being sick to death of Wolverine… Wolverine is so fucking cool, dude, like what the hell.

For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier.

Christmas Eve at the North Pole Library.

I am BEGGING you to read The Metalhead Next Door especially if you enjoy one (or all) of the following: ✅ Golden retriever x black cat ✅ Metal music ✅ Komi Can’t Communicate ✅ Cooking gays ✅ Christmas movies ✅ Supportive friends ✅ Supportive kids ✅ Wholesome vibes ✅ But they were neighbors…

Mmhmm

cat owners are either like "aww isn't he silly" or "this malevolent beast of unspeakable hatred"

Lmfao no they fucking won’t.

Deep Time Horror is underrepresented and (for me at least) EXTREMELY effective. If you haven’t read this, do, it’s short.

This is the definition of elitism. You the public don’t decide what the public interest is, we do

Here’s the thing about Mobile Suit Gundam, the original 0079 series: you think it’s going to be good with asterisks attached, right? Like oh, it’s good for its time. It’s good for what it is. Whatever. But no!! It’s just good! It’s just really really good even now!! It’s such a good show!!

Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later

Since y'all liked the last one so much, have a Wolfwood

begon from my mind foul spirit! i wail as my task is complete

possessed by the spirit of something evil yet divine to make dril posts for warhammer factions

happy friday the 13th