EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT.

the delivery of richter’s lines during the symphony of the night intro really gives jello biafra in can god fill teeth?

the ole john luke picker

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Here is another photo of Jeff Rosenstock giving the drone a stern talking-to about the surveillance state.

I feel like this is gonna make it around the internet w/out attribution so, like, if you steal it, just make sure you say it came from me. And tell me. None of the pro photogs were up there for this but one came running, talking into a radio saying, "I have eyes on the drone."

two very important things came in the mail today: 1. the title for my car which i finally paid off this month. 2. a gameboy game made by @mikehuguenor.bsky.social (which can also be bought on steam)

incredibly compelling strip club sign promises to awaken the little-known fifth sense: tonch

i made this last night and shortly after i started i found out that we love katamari came out on july 7th of 2005 so happy belated birthday to we love katamari and the devil that is the cowbear level

mpregs georg should not have been counted

flower man flower man ten foot twenty fucking killing for fun he’s coming he’s coming

every single time i get a fresca this goes off in my head as the most mild but insistent pavlov's dog shit

can’t wait for the eventual groverhaus movie

Came across this again, drawn in about 2018? 2019?

MAMMALS/MANDRILL.GIF

one useful thing about the skin color emojis is it’s really easy to tell in the work group chats who is probably a bit racist based on which thumbs up emoji they use

this is compleately fine

I have never needed a 2XL t-shirt with a specific image on it more in my life

TODAYBOR DAY IS SLAYBOR DAY

thank you neow

and then he hits the double uppercut with "and following that, your next line is... posting a panel from achewood!"

asked for extra animal sauce at in n out and the guy asked how much we wanted and told the guy to do it taco bell style and he delivered

"I often try to assign the Communist Manifesto to my students, which is supposed to be the layman's version, but they can't even handle that. So when they start turning in essays on the political history of Shandalar, I just shrug and let it happen. At least they're listening to SOMEONE."

guy who’s been in a coma since january 2011: “BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY’VE DONE WITH MAGIC THE GATHERING, INNISTRAD WAS AWESOME”

give a spear give a spear give a spear to your child

trog was stolen by an unidentified figure, erika disappeared in the night, and baaulp is comatose from green

our beautiful baby honeybuns

if your massive trailer hitch is going to take up a third of the fucking sidewalk then hey maybe you should consider taking it off

are all these tapes sabrina the teenage witch?

why’s everybody always talking about this michael plastics guy