Fryguy64: King of Rot

Hello new followers. I'm a middle-aged man who occasionally finds time to play videogames in between parenting, work and exhaustion. Thanks for joining me.

We have an original 1980s copy of Letterland, and Ticking Tom the Teletouch Man and his Technically advanced Teletouch Tower is Tucking Tilarious!

Wait... Paul Merton is OLDER than Ian Hislop? Well shiver my timbers!

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

You know in vampire stories (or Doctor Who) when someone finds an old photo of another character from decades ago where they haven't aged at all?

Game Boy love! (I'm sorry, Avenging Spirit. I have not drawn anything from you.)

One of them just emailed saying that their 'offer to review my game' was limited to 30 days, so I had better send the key quickly!!! Here's your key OFF-FUCK - i've scrambled it for security purposes

So Visionquest is ok so far. A little unfocused. But it's punctuated with moments of James Spader just absolutely hamming it up and it is glorious.

I've been working on some pencil shading techniques. Here's my attempt at crosshatching.

Every day, my impostor syndrome feels a little bit better.

I've been working on some pencil shading techniques. Here's my attempt at crosshatching.

Diane Morgan in Visionquest is certainly a thing that is happening.

The little mascot character in Picross 3D teaches you the rules, has some silly animations, panics when the time's nearly up... ...but was never given a name! Not even buried in the manual. I think that's just rude!

so hey guess what

Phone fixd who dis?

Not sure it counts, but got a job at Burger King in Basingstoke in 1999 or so. After the interview, the guy said "We already have a Mark here, so you're Steve now." and slid a random name badge across the table at me. I did not turn up for my first day and I do not regret that.

Oh man, not having my phone means I missed all the excitement! Wario Land (GB) on Nintendo Music! A momentous occasion!

Do tell me if one of the Majora's Mask cards on the Nintendo Today app over the next few days is Tingle. It is the object I most desire.

this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit

NEW VIDEO We're delivering pizza, we're watching a baby getting eaten by a fish, and we're watching me losing the will to live. It's a fun time! Obscure & Forgotten PS1 Games Vol.18 is out now! youtu.be/CKbJ5bFixRE

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

Ended a mad Saturday by finishing off X-Men 97. I like the show, but I also enjoy how creative the setpiece animation can be. The Nightcrawler fight from Kurt's POV is nauseatingly good. And I finally get Jubilee now! Show is good.

"We found 180,000 giant tortoises!" "WOW! Where were they hiding all this time?" "See-Shells!" 😒

Who's the rebooted private dick who also provides emotional support to all the chicks?

As I saw someone predict, Majora's Mask is on Nintendo Music this week. Today's music listening will be unhinged! Interesting that Majora's Mask 3D isn't included in the update.

Several original illustrations created for Nintendo games and products in the early 1980s are set to go up for auction, headlined by the artwork for the US flyer of Donkey Kong drawn by Leslie Cabarga. www.landrypop.com/auctions/202...

Post-baby zero-sleep brain fugue is real. They should take away parents' social media until the baby is at least 18 years old.

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

I mean...

no shortage of AI slop these days, but i think "the creators of dizzy are coming back to make a new game and it's AI slop" has me gobsmacked more than anything else. dizzy? fucking dizzy? you can't draw a fucking 8-bit egg on your own anymore? and you willingly admit this??

Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.

"Truss was the last straw..."

I do not take my Switch 2 places yet. It's worth so much money! I've been enjoying taking my DS out with me again though. A solid, low cost handheld that isn't the pet project of a warmonger or AI shill.