Doc Ochs

The thing that was ever beautiful about the Internet, particularly, was that someone took the time to post up a sewing tutorial, or correct a wiki, or write down their deep rambly theories about Sauron, or comment on a New York Times recipe with the correct amount of salt.

I'm going to go through every story in @unwinnable.com's October issue over the course of today. Before we do, though, let us once again contemplate the spooktacularness of Tyler Pennington's horrific cover art.

This is a weird (bad) movie (that I enjoy) and it should be remembered that way.

They should make another season of Dash & Lily, a show only I remember.

This Thursday on CUPERTINO a Girls2Eva reunion. They box. Worth the price of admission.

I wrote about how Instagram manufactures coziness out of strange-ass failures like Practical Magic.

He’s correct on this issue. And when the Jonagolds are done it’s Winesap time baybeeee

Time to share this silly thing again. unwinnable.com/2024/12/06/1...

Yo this is not cool

L.A.T.E.R. that week

Me whenever someone calls me mama who isn’t my own kid.

Many such cases

I believe Lena Dunham has both the courage and the vision to add Che Diaz to the Girls reboot

Stairway to Heaven in the Narnia trailer is very funny.

I’m not prepared to enviously compare my nascent career to the GIRLS, girls. Unless Jessa gets a PhD and has a kid in the intervening years, and then we’re good.

Oh Wow.

I could stretch "The Westing Game" to eight episodes EASY. Possibly 10. Definitely not multi-season.

They’re calling Brothers and Sisters the most post 9/11 show ever made.

Missing half the things on my grocery list, I made a decent substitution for Thai curry paste with fresh ginger, fenugreek and tajin. In case you’re ever in a situation where you have fenugreek but no garlic or onions.

Girls don’t want boys girls want books that scratch precisely the same itch as the Westing Game

This is every bit as fragile, judgmental, and hostile as anything anyone said in the Globe piece!

This is a very New York episode of traitors

… why?

Sometimes I can’t tell if IG is censoring me or just glitchy

My kid wanted to play hide and seek, which was new. I closed my eyes and counted to three, as instructed, and when I opened them he smacked me in the tit.

Did my mom’s family skeet this?

Phair tries to make SK improv a song about lantern flies.

She did NOT play Perfect World but she DID play Mesmerizing and Divorce Song. I’m happy.

Liz Phair announced she tracked down and murdered a lantern fly before launching into “Why Can’t I” tonight. Lemme tell ya, I have a lot of gen-x affectations but I’m a millennial by birth and I am not above that song.

We went to see the Buffalo

Watch me try to draw a line from Nick and Jess kissing on New Girl to all the strange intimacies of Furious.

Joshua’s column and mine use the same picture and they’re both very good. Coincidence...?

Watch me try to draw a line from Nick and Jess kissing on New Girl to all the strange intimacies of Furious.

I think there’s a lot more to say here but I’m really happy with what I got started. Also I just want people to watch Meriwether’s shows.

Jim and Jean have dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour

Now hearing word that Captain Geech And The Shrimp Shack Shooters have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.

It’s webcomics week in my Graphic Lit class and I’m so tickled how many of my undergrads chose to present on Haus of Decline off the list I gave to them to look at.

I feel like the distain I’ve seen for Choosin’ Texas comes from the name ringing of “take me to God’s country” but it’s a solid jam and not about all that at all.

CCH Pounder? I hardly CCH know er!!!

Do you remember finding out what happened to Peggy for the first time? Oh my god.

Keeping the Kings and Liz Meriwether in business goes a long way

Physically I’m here

Subbing in to teach a class on comics and graphic narratives that starts Monday! 😬 I’ve got the stuff I like, but what would you HAVE to include if you were teaching this?

Oh this is gonna be me maybe

[Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title] Some guys from Erie PA play the same song a bunch of times, then go on with their lives.

Man, Dolly’s voice just floats doesn’t it. Organza balloon.