taddy mason

Remand Luigi Mangione to my custody and I will bring him swiftly to justice

his pfp is literally the midwit

Kinda fucked up how the meaning of life is just having a hobby

Ford F250 Super Dookie

(imagining a big oafish man with a huge gap toothed smile and a sweet disposition named ‘Humble Gus’) I wish Humble Gus would get maimed by a dog

The Bailey School kid stories?

If vaping is bad why does Vaporeon do it

Feelin like the white Ricky Morty

I spend most every night... beneath the light... of a neon goon...

i thought of this last night, figured it would be real fast & easy. yeah dude a chessboard in perspective is easy to draw

Always listen to the little voice !!

Bat frog 🦇 #cottagecore #wintervibes #aesthetic #cutenessoverload

This year has been whooping my ass

Local woman hired for her amazing AI prompting skills has been let go after it was discovered she wasn't using AI, and was just doing the work herself. The company states they will do everything they can to prevent this fraud in the future.

I would simply cancel the show

Listening to oldies (trap)

Pay for what

your girl gave me big brain I call her andross

Restaurant food sucks. My cooking sucks. I'm ready to go in the Matrix pod

They should make a Soylent that doesn't kill you

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

It's 8:30am in the suburbs, of course somebody is already ripping a chainsaw

Portal

I'm always prepared, to find a place to sit down.

I am personally so glad that they broke all the weather prediction services, because knowing what the weather will be is Woke DEI

I know a Halloween store loves to see me coming