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I still find it fascinating MAGAS’ response to heckling is to chant “USA!” The hecklers exercise the most USA thing by speaking truth to power.

I keep waiting for Mitch to snap at a passing fly.

We still need them #EpsteinFiles

What a boring planet. No fairies. No mermaids. No dragons. Just bills and fuckwits.🙄

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Because things aren't bad enough: Our Solar System Is Terminally Unstable and Will Be Completely Destroyed (404Media)

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Triumvirate of gaining

MAGA Republicans turned televised congressional hearings into outlandish performances for their voters who broke when Obama was elected and needed him to be criminalized for their self esteem. Schmitt’s attempt today missed the mark by miles, but it is a pitiful reminder of what the GOP has become.

Gym memberships must be crimes against humanity

Good Question.......?

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

This newish Vancean "ain't I a stinker?" routine is as turgid as everything else about him.

If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.

We got Hegseth wanting to inject testosterone into service members and Kash wanting to let people in the FBI who engaged in bestiality. That’s just this week.

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Strong quote from Lukas Forchhammer as ALL acts drop out of Sheeran's concert b/c Kraft/stadium owners: Money doesn’t give you the right to own the conversation. Nobody’s bank balance should decide who gets to speak or which suffering we’re allowed to acknowledge. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is so embarrassing. The human printer should not be in a receiving line. Serena Waterford called. She wants her dress back.

With all graphic designers out there, why is the down and play clock info so freaking tiny on the stats bar for NFL games? You can see the score from space, but need binoculars to see the other important details.

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Trump called for a national boycott of a Canadian company that employs hundreds of Americans at plants in Kansas and Indiana, which pays their bills and feeds their families. Which would put them all out of work if successful. On Labor Day. Because he’s mad at Mark Carney.

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$16 million later, the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was supposed to be open by July 4. Instead, it looks like this.

Our newest invention takes up so much space, eats so much electricity that everyone pays more, does untold ecological damage, and also sounds like the worst experimental industrial band you've ever heard of 24/7, and it doesn't even work at all.

What a craptastic headline from today's Washington Post: Using legal loopholes and executive power, Trump is remaking Washington

NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried

it's going to be like a weird Philip k Dick novel or something : no matter how many old pictures of Trump you look at, no matter how far back they go, even back to when she was supposed to have not even been born, Natalie harp will be in all of them... slowly your mind will unravel....

From this Guardian article. What an unfortunate name. If he took over the polling company, he could rename it Epic Porn. “I don’t understand what Trump is thinking,” the Epic-MRA pollster Bernie Porn said. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

A watercolor that I made #art #watercolor #painting #illustration

Who’s better for the economy? Ordinary people or billionaires?

This is some footage I got of being bear maced by Jake Lang’s cowardly crew

"Would you care for a cup of tea?" "I am not sure. It would depend what exactly the cup of tea would expect from me, in my role as carer. I have devoted myself selflessly to hot drinks and their needs several times in the past and ended up getting burned on numerous occasion