NotJustABarista

You may have heard about some undelivered ballots that were recently found in a dumpster. Here’s a thread of what you need to know.

I’m just sad that we’ll never get to hear Seth Meyers argue with Meemaw again. Cracked me up every time

Dreamt they’d opened a Whataburger in Seattle a few years ago and I hadn’t heard about it but it was technically in Bothell so it was too far to drive to anyway

Can’t believe I have to work during the State of Play 😭

Needed a trigger warning before the @podsaveamerica.crooked.com interview with KMart because I was ready to steer into oncoming traffic from rage. Bro the explanation for those 10m voters who chose the couch is probably in that autopsy that we rightly don’t trust you to interpret for us #DNC

I know I’m getting old when I’m excited to use my birthday coupon at Target to get an extra 10% off the anti-fatigue padded mat I’m getting to put at my standing desk at work cause it’s killing my knees to stand all day 🥲

@sailorbeeee.bsky.social New Throne item bsky.app/profile/bogb...

@sailorbeeee.bsky.social ain’t no way bro 🤣

Where’s Laura Bailey when you need her because not a single person so much as cracked a smile when Brennan said “white breasts” about the eagles 🤣 #criticalrolespoilers

Love getting to see what feels like Matt feeling comfortable enough to let down his hair a little and goof off at the table! #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

some bits of wisdom from tunglr

@kareaux.bsky.social You were right but it looks like they are only seasonal or temporary :( www.instagram.com/p/DTTnpG1kroP/

I don't think I could ever run for office because there's no way I could fake enjoying professional sports long enough to get through a campaign

I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.

ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying.

Remember: they used thousands of academic books too! If you’re a scholar, check for your books too. This isn’t just novelists and pop writers, it’s academic books too!

PSA for Seattle procrastinators: If you're voting today or tomorrow, USE A DROP BOX, NOT THE MAIL! The USPS won't guarantee your timely ballot is postmarked on time. Locations of ballot boxes: cd.kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec... More details: publicola.com/2025/10/03/p...

#CriticalRoleSpoilers how this combat is going to end 😭 m.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPD...

#CriticalRoleSpoilers Ohhhhh, she’s that kind of elf

I don't think it was a financial decision at all. It was all about having power over other human beings, especially their own workers and servants, and MeToo, BLM and 3% unemployment all were huge threats to that power.

I guess I can appreciate my iphone turning on the headphone volume notification but it kinda makes me want to never freaking use it if I'm connected to my bluetooth speaker while I'm trying to meal prep and it keeps lowering the volume for my safety and instead I'm raging out while cooking

Not quite as good as the day he caught covid but an enjoyable day nonetheless

Is it just contrarian-brained or bot behavior to be out here defending the Redcoats in the Boston Massacre? Ohhhh but the snowballs had rocks in them. Boo fucking hoo

Most Americans don't earn enough to afford basic costs of living, analysis finds

Probably the only thing I miss from the hellsite is when you blocked somebody, you’d instantly be able to see it and keep scrolling the same thread. Need that here badly

I grew up going to protests with my mom, so it always seemed normal. But in talking with a friend I was reminded it's not normal for most people, and maybe even intimidating! Maybe this is you but you also feel like you should maybe protest these days (nationwide: April 5). This thread is for you 🧵

Elmo and g*ummz getting roasted to hell by the Assassin's Creed brand account over on the bad place is giving me life on a Tuesday

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Why is it so easy to sleep between 5 and 7 pm and literally impossible for my brain to turn off at any other time 🫠

I genuinely don’t get the thought process behind holding a sign as a protest against the monster like it won’t just be photoshopped and memed into the ground? Actively ineffective

The merch shop is live!! + celebrating with our brand new “Soft” collection! If you place an order (whether I am live or not) you’ll go on my March poster in my Twitch panels! * ˚ ✦ {reposts appreciated} spiffany-shop.fourthwall.com

I genuinely don’t understand the people who are tuned out to politics. Like my brain just slips off of the idea. What do they worry about all day? Are their (day-to-day) lives better for it? Am I just anxious and depressed and follow it as a semblance of control or does it cause those feelings?

Copied out the 600+ people I follow on the hellsite so I guess it's time to start following them here because damn is it bad over there