Alone in St Luke’s

As if we wouldn’t see an article complaining about the extra cost of security if he used the local YMCA

Wow Signal

It seems pretty obvious that they know who British Lula was, they just want to have someone else they can do the purity testing they accuse the left of doing

My partner and I saw you bouncing your cock off your stomach from across the room and we really like your vibe

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Lol James Blunt is such a stupid twat, obvious that so many people just think he’s smart because he sounds posh

Traitors is just Raven for adults tbh

YouTube comments best even here in the not getting the joke stakes. Found a comment section crashing out over full-fat coke because all coke is fat free

I vaguely seem to remember the school bonds dog guy who was obsessed with replying to Chapo?

when an all time great athlete declines and cannot accept it, it is sometimes sad and it is sometimes funny great news: cristiano ronaldo absolutely falls into the latter category

just want to highlight the talking points here again, they're amazing again, this is Ronaldo's instagram essay, his recitation of the talking points he gave to his coach, shared with the intention of making Ronaldo look like the good guy it's incredible

What’s hilarious is this might actually be the most politically unifying event to happen in the uk for donkeys years, and Burnham is about to swan dive onto a rake

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

Arguably, Tommy Robinson is also what you get from recycling material for 5 straight generations.

Perfect signal across Belgium and France on Eurostar, as soon as I get back into piss island it goes to shit

I accept that the national finances are bad, and it’d make it a little bit easier for me to accept even more harsh cuts if former chancellors and pro-austerity pundits lined up and committed seppuku on the floor of the Houde, one after another, while John Healey announces them.

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago

I don’t know how many people remember this but long before The Chart she made an image set on Reddit where she was kidnapped and fucked by gnomes

Question of the day! What is the funniest single line in Simpsons history?

Everyone talking about Ed Sheeran means Shape of You is now stuck in my head, so fuck you all very much for that

amazing things are still happening

Happy Dave Stieb No-Hitter Day to all who celebrate—including @jonbois.bsky.social 🫡

as a colleague pointed out, they can't do anything with the new Harry Potter that would make the existing theme park infrastructure obsolete

One last time for old times sake: any other prime minister would be twenty points ahead

I’ve been following this and it just keeps getting funnier and weirder. This lady is untethered from reality

Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track

Loser shit, no one who is cool or a winner would do this

Please someone start some British food discourse, I need to feel something

Mitch McConnell looking mf

Found the only group that’s more schismatic than communists and it’s powerlifters For them half the time it’s about paedophilia

Get fucked bozo

Has to “prove his superiority” using pseudoscience because there’s no other fucking way he’s superior to anyone

rod liddle did a lot worse than plagiarise and he was celebrated across the british press

Why should they be subsidised? If they can’t compete in the market then they shouldn’t exist

Yes, there would be a reset: Israel would keep most of what its seized, a new hugely escalated normal of brutality would be established and there’ll be an all-channels effort to tell the public that some weird and nasty shit went on, but that’s all in the past and things are fine now.

Not only are they nakedly corrupt which is already insulting, but it’s such a low budget corruption. Your US counterparts wouldn’t get out of bed for less than 100k!

here, then, is what to tell people: rowling has decided to make eliminating trans people from public space her life’s work. as such, of every dollar you spend on wizarding world material, some portion will go toward that goal; this will not change. but whether you participate is up to you

Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it

Nothing ruins a BBQ faster than someone pulling one of these pieces of shit out

Loser behaviour