WHATEVER IT WAS IT WASNT ME

My back hurts and I don’t like the kids these days

What do cock rings do?

I have convinced myself I need a nose job

Horrors that should be beyond human comprehension are committed every day by humans against our fellow humans, abd Thats pretty fucked up

Today was a mother fucking great day

Dick Cheney has died www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...

More like dead Cheney

JUST IN: Three people are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to St. Anthony’s Hospital. https://cnn.it/46fImzg

I should write an essay on memorial porn

Yeah Twitter is a chess pit now, but have y’all been on linked in? At least twitters corpse can still be alright sometimes, but Jesus

I don’t think that we ever need to deport like anyone ever

Whoever thought auto brightening/dimming phone screen that you can’t turn off was a good idea should be shot

American Eagle is actually very "woke." They have DEI and donate to "woke" causes. They also produce their synthetic-blend jeans offshore, sometimes in factories associated with labor abuse. But all is forgiven if buying their jeans pisses off libs.

Rand Paul is a good example of love the sin hate the sinner, because homosexuality is cool but he isnt

Here’s the list of Republicans who voted to close rural hospitals:

As a native Massachusetts man, what the FUCK was with JFK’s accent? No one I have EVER met sounds like that? Was he autistic or some shit?

Maybe the water isn’t fine

In words first sung nearly a century ago, “this land is your land, this land is my land, this land was made for you and me”

Apparently, because it’s 2020 again, I need to start a thread on police violence targeting journalists in the US. So, here we go: 1. Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi shot by police officer with less lethal munition. m.youtube.com/watch?v=yrFJ...

and i hate focusing on this because the problem is that the police are assaulting and arresting TONS of people who've done nothing wrong. but there is ample documentation of them breaking the law and their own policies assaulting press. this is not up for debate or arguable.

"Serial rapist's treatment of his victims is once again under scrutiny". See how silly that sounds, L.A. Times? There's video of them shooting journalists in the back without warning, deliberately. The objective truth is that police in L.A. are targeting and assaulting press.

Jk Rowling writing a story about Harry Potter coming out as gay: Harry Potter and the prisoner of fagstaban

Bisexual? You mean double the sex? Yes please

Last time there was a travel ban we literally shut down air ports just saying

Dipshits be like “I think ai should do Aur traffic controll”

I miss when depressed boys got into nine inch nails not Nazis

This is what the House GOP has been working on—renaming “MAGA Accounts" to "Trump Accounts." While they’re stripping healthcare for millions, they’re pulling this shit.

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We cannot call ourselves a free people if we don’t support the freedom of others

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Protein drink brands be like “we provide ALL THE FLAVOR with NO CHALKINESS” and u take a sip and the lie

Elmo didnt go woke, you have just lost empathy for your fellow man

Elmo didnt go woke, you have just lost empathy for your fellow man

Say what you will about the Irish, but they have some good bands

There’s too much casual hate in this world

20 is such a weird age cus like ur not a teenager but u also can’t drink and ur not really an adult and like yea

I miss when fascists hung upside down or became spains first astronaut

Life is short, sign your evil ex up for Scientology

POV: if jubilee existed in the 1930s 12 NAZIS vs. 1 JEW

Never met a non white person named kevin

Can you sue a genie?

I was just told unofficially by a Vatican official that in their meeting yesterday JD Vance told the pope to ‘stop being so political”

Inflation so bad it hit the dialing streak freezes

A jury in Louisiana ruled on Friday that Chevron must pay a parish government about $745 million to help restore wetlands that the jury said the energy company had harmed for decades.

The Trump admin is dismantling Freedom of Information Act offices. Then the offices send out emails like, “Hello, the FOIA office has been placed on admin leave and is unable to respond to any emails.” The lengths this admin will go to ensure zero transparency with the American people is astounding.

Gootnight moonrise

bush: sees over the worst natural disaster in us history Trump: amateur shit Bush: crashes the economy the worst since 1929 Trump: hold my beer Bush: 9/11 Trump: hopefully nothing

Do assassins market their skills as end of life care?

Gonna get one of those “I bought this before he was a Nazi” stickers and put it on my ford model T