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Joke Tuesday

It’s Danny Tommo’s Blackshorts!!

Finally they came for the Daily Mail and my irony meter just packed up and left and I never heard from it again.

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

This is a fantastic and nuanced thread.

Jeez louise call your gay mates and check in on them, #DollyParton and #TimCurry gone together ❤️

Palantir just released a new surveillance system that fuses satellites, radars and every camera into one real-time tracker of people and their movement

@swfc have now won every competitive game they've played across 3 competitions for 105 consecutive days. #swfc #positivemindset

Aussies going for the 3points during a shootout, meanwhile Egypt move up the footballing pyramid.

Was that not offside? Ingellson last defender had an attacker between him and keeper surely impeding play even if score was on #swfc

Yates must've been shagging that refs missus its the only possible answer. Awful ref. What a team though, we left it all on the pitch, Charles still a bit ring rusty unfortunately. UTO #swfc

In case you missed..more documents from the Epstein files were released on Friday 👇

That's the take, there should be empathy for those who were offended, but also empathy for Davidson too. And BAFTA handled it very badly.

6 minutes long so can't repost here, sorry But vital video from a black woman with tourettes on the misunderstandings and hurt going on in viral discourse over John Davidson at the BAFTAs.

Relegated by Chansiri and the EFL, still think Wilder is overrated, 130mill squad beating 8mill of u19s and 35 year olds by 1 at home. Good one to watch without feeling any pressure for once. Shame about 1st goal mistakes, and a daft decision by Otegbayo, but thats inexperience for you. UTO🦉 #swfc

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Don't you hate it when fighting age men flee their own country, leaving their families behind, then expect other people to give them a handout.

#swfc take note

Smart glasses such as Meta’s Ray-Bans that enable users to record video in public are a “real threat to women’s everyday lives”, an expert has said

This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!

Sick of hearing the same boring Christmas songs over and over? If so, this is the video for you. #christmas #christmasmusic #eggnog #comedy #candycane

Got to ask the question to The PFA... #swfc @swfc.co.uk

This is an absolutely fucking disgusting decision by the BBC, and a principled stand by an honourable man @robinince.bsky.social

Dom fucking Howson. Ffs #swfc

Encroached. He went thru the d and was into the box by time the pen was taken. Actually a great decision. #swfc

Do yellow cards in an abandoned game count towards potential suspensions? #swfc

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Think we really missed a trick on Sunday, Horvath should've just knocked out Campbell and Wilder, got sent off and we could've got an emergency loan again, reckon it would have really lifted the mood #freehit #swfc

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

Back at Hillsborough to kick off the new era? 🦉 Help us combat discrimination by reporting in real time. At Hillsborough Stadium, text 07526 166907 with details of the incident. You can also report via Kick it Out and Her Game Too here kickitout.org/report hergametoo.co.uk/report #SWFC | #WAWAW

Tickets finally bought, and off to Hillsborough with the boy. Up the flippin Owls 🦉 ✨️ 🙌 #swfc

100% a penalty and we should be going through the incredibly Wednesday thing of having to get an emergency loan GK to cover the emergency loan GK covering the emergency loan GK. #swfc

@mikeygow.bsky.social David Simon on AI

#swfc

"And at number 1 this week on Top of The Pops, and 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 11..." #swfc

Look bruv, Alao that yeah. 😆 #swfc #uto #wawaw

Horvath needs his shoelaces tying together #swfc

Don't know how anyone supports a boring club. Up the Pre-pubescent Owls! #swfc

Increase a band: Equal To Jake

@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social Not today Satan. #transrightsarehumanrights

Bosh! SIQUIERA! #swfc

@privateeyenews.bsky.social www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb... The irony is strong with this one, come visit the all new "Picket Line Experience" at The National Coal Mining Museum

Happy Yorkshire Day to all who celebrate.

@goonpod.bsky.social watching Wes Anderson's The Phoenician Scheme and there's a running bit where he offers people a grenade, (like a cigarette). I remember an ep where they offer a gorilla in same style ("here try a monkey, they're milder) I'm sure one ep did same with handgrenades or am i mad?

2 Chainz sampled Tom Lehrer's The Old Dope Peddler 60 years after it had been recorded. Lehrer's response to the license request: "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" RIP TOM

I wish Jeremy and Zarah well. But I’ve not yet seen any policy they’re proposing that isn’t already a longstanding part of the Green Party manifesto - and any party that doesn’t have the nature and climate emergencies front and centre is part of the old politics, not part of the new

Counterpoint: Labour being absolutely shit could cost them the election.