Jordan Jeffries

Sometimes an intrusive thought can only be shed by experiencing and even exercising it

We’re on strike today! Support our fight for a fair contract by NOT visiting the @propublica.org website or engaging with ProPublica stories today. Tell ProPublica’s management you won’t cross the picket line: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

#transdayofvisibility trying to sell some work pre a big move that I can no longer store

This will mark the 17th Tori Amos album to be produced since the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up The Jam"

RIP bozo

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

darest thou look upon mine duplo???

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

I wish everyone in the world could understand the phenomenon of being a 16-year-old named Jordan Jeffries, cracking open The Onion, and reading "Watch out, ladies: Irrepressible bad boy Jordan Jeffries, that hard-partying Hollywood hunk who’s on everybody’s A-list, is at it again."

Talia was born today in one of Gaza's last hospitals. Her mother, my friend Sama'a, needs all the help we can give to keep her safe and healthy. Even a small donation makes a difference. www.gofundme.com/f/brgdd-help...

Posting this comic again for no reason at all

Let's go!

a comic about my comic

This is all going to get harder, but they literally cannot legislate you out of existence. When tomorrow arrives, you will still be here, you will still be who you are, and we will all still be here with you.

The murder of these brave medics was not an isolated incident. The surviving medic saw women carrying dead and injured children, and men forced into a ditch. The medics were found in a mass grave. There may be more. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Surprise! Another @pieburgh.bsky.social debut! If you’ve ever left one of your sports heroes deeply befuddled then this new bonus mini about the time I played “Also Sprach Zarathustra” for The Bus himself in the middle of a Dick’s Sporting Goods is for you!

This morning, the Israeli military deliberately targeted and killed beloved Palestinian journalists Hossam Shabat and Mohammed Mansour.

Debuting next Sunday at @pieburgh.bsky.social, perhaps my most preposterous project to date: SCENE STEELERS, a fully illustrated catalogue of films featuring acting (or “acting”) by Pittsburgh Steelers players and coaches. Why did I do this? If I knew I’d tell you.

@tedleo.bsky.social is still the realest of Real Ones. All praise to whatever is keeping this man from a repetitive stress injury

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

BREAKING: At least 100 Palestinians, including many children, have been killed in Israeli airstrikes across the Gaza Strip as Israeli officials threaten a ground invasion, according to Reuters. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/191eo5

I’m going to become the Joker

If there were ever a time to justify holding a $14b endowment, weathering a cut of federal funds without turning over your own students to the Gestapo seems like the time!

Mister Gravy

*nodding my head in agreement*

Castration Movie Anthology ii. The Best Of Both Worlds help us finish this trans cinema epic ~ www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

I backed this and you should too - Alexandra says it perfectly. This is the kind of filmmaking that keeps me excited about the medium, that reminds me in a sea of Netflix and Marvel slop why I still care about movies

“A Beautiful Daddy”

I drew the bookmark for another year of the @atomicbooks.bsky.social reading club! This is always a lot of fun when it comes around. This year’s theme is Bad Love and I decided to aim for “Double Indemnity but make it Wuthering Heights”