Obvious Burner

Flying an F16

[Bill and Ted voice] Wyll Styncyl!

The Federal Reserve acted intentionally to burn off "excess savings" from COVID relief.

Imagine reading "I will do war crimes pee pee poo poo" and objecting to the pee pee poo poo part.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

At Tompkins Distro we support our neighbors with hot food, treats, fruit, pantry items, hygiene supplies, coffee & cocoa, and other resources such as masks, covid tests, know your rights info etc We could use some help with handwarmers this winter! www.amazon.com/registries/g...

The Jeffrey Epstein story is about the moral rot endemic among our elite. Time to go Carrie Nation on them www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m...

Some thoughts on Jeffrey Epstein, the American Empire and Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow youtu.be/KTfIX440qUA?...

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

I wake up to find America in a constitutional crisis.

"On Wednesday, Mr. Mamdani, the Democratic nominee, rode the full route of the M57, a crosstown bus that traverses Midtown Manhattan and is one of the city’s slowest, to remind New Yorkers that he wanted to speed up their commutes."

putting down my bet: no 2026 midterms

Butter on the football

SUPER LIBBED UP DEMOCRAT: I want the homeless people off the streets. LEFTY: OK, how about we give them $10,000, an amount we know will more than pay for itself in reduced social costs like emergency care and incarceration? SLUD: No, not like that.

I'm an ass clown factory of wisdom.

my early thoughts on the new Taylor: - her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time - she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically - sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough - as always, there are a few bops

It should like strikes in bowling. If he misses a third day in a row, it's a turkey.

Unfortunately, amid the multiple crises our city is in, covid isn't taking a break. Due to the latest public health data showing a rampant level of spread over the past few weeks, the Blade is raising the local risk level in the Asheville area to CATASTROPHIC. 🧵 #avlnews

Riyadh-a yada yada

There's never been a better time to tell certain people that they can make themselves invisible, but only if they remove all their clothes.

Medbedhead

🆘️Urgent Appeal to Save Our Children: No meds, food or safety chuffed.org/project/1422...

Came down with a 24 hour rapture

Social Justice Warfighters

there isn’t much morally to discuss re AOC’s vote on iron dome, it’s indefensible. but politically it makes me think she’s eyeing the NY senate primary in 2028 at least as much as the presidential one, if not leaning more towards the senate race.

imagine if someone told you in 2003 that Dave Matthews would have better politics than Radiohead

this is a nightmare

Protests in major cities across the U.S. today and throughout the week. I took these screenshots from the PSL National ig @pslnational. You should also follow @palestinianyouthmovement on ig

DOGE/SSA marked this person dead and *removed his savings from his bank account,* cancelled his social security and Medicare. #seattle https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/heres-a-dead-person-on-social-security-in-seattle-with-plenty-to-say/

People are constantly saying the most demented, evidence-free shit about kids and smartphones aibm.org/commentary/g...

We'll see more of this as the tech bubble bursts.

At the stonewall monument rn

The first time I ever decided to actually see for myself if Tesla was doing what Musk said it was doing, a decade ago this year, I caught them faking battery swap technology to defraud California's ZEV credit system. Ever since it's just been on fraud after the other. slate.com/technology/2...

lol i'm dying that nvidia completely exploited the biden administration to continue making money in china

There’s some kind of career optimization coaching bro on Twitter who has translated Remains of the Day into a business book parable webinar presentation and it might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen

Santa, baby I'm your white knight.

On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image. All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.

Not sure how I feel about Wild Gamer Gate.

Though it's also worth noting that deaths are *way* down from previous winters. Also more concentrated among the elderly: People 18-49 were 7x more likely to die of COVID in previous waves than in the last 6 months.

Lando Calrissian? More like NAMDLA Calrissian.