Hagatha Crusty

Hello new followers. I make things, and also stuff. Live connecting with other artists.

Bobcat Golthwait has a great story about covering one of his actors in cinnamon and cocoa power to simulate grime and shooting in the woods. "I effectively turned my actor into a bear cruller"

Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping played at B Scene this evening at the same time that The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black played at Tompkins Square Park so had to split the difference and see most of both shows.

View from the roof of C-squat.

show me ur flashback Friday

Sole-mates

Seriously NA Guinness is so so yummy

Granted I could have looked at the ceiling for 3 hours and had a pretty good time too.

Final verdict: anyone who doesn't take mushrooms to watch You Can See Everything in a theatre is a moron.

About to see You Can See Everything hell yeah

Went to a comedy show tonight and during crowd work a lady was asked what she does and she said marketing and the comedian asked her how she felt about AI stealing her job and she said she works in AI marketing and the way everyone in that room turned on her in that moment 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Pumpernickel breakfast bagel 🤤

Today's lewk

Started strong with vegan dinner at Caravan of Dreams. No food photos but the raw vegetable ravioli was crazy good. Thin sliced pear sandwiching a nut ricotta with gezpacho sauce. Never had anything like it. So good.

Do you think this guy knew how amazing the lighting was where he was standing?

In The Big Lebowski, the ashes they dumped out of the coffee can were the actual cremated remains of Steve Buscemi.

Trains are the most stoner friendly way to travel. They should use that in marketing more.

Today is Vermont Libraries Day, the first annual, signed into law earlier this year. There are 183-ish public libraries in Vermont, the most per capita of any US state. Hannah Miller has been to all of them. They are all locally funded. This is the logo. At least we are not using AI. 😂 📚

Ok folks I'm taking the train down to NYC tomorrow and I'll be in the city for a week. Open to vegan/vegetarian restaurant recs and weird shit to do.

Red-Bellied Snake in Vermont

BEING PAID,—what will compare with it?

ACAB includes

A minor work by a famous artist that I would eat like that scene out of Red Dragon.

I'm kind of bummed that our governors race is so close because I really wanted to vote for the 14 year old who is running. His platform isn't atrocious and his party logo is... stunning.

"Black eyes, like a doll's eyes."

"Operation Wicked Safe," a collaboration between state police departments, will focus on interstate highways in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and New York. Here's what to expect.

my body is a machine that turns french bread pizza into fat tits

Earnest response, I was a little freak that couldn't regulate my emotions and impulses, so pretty damn early. Fortunately I developed a sense of humor and a knack for making friends with other weirdos so I've always had my people.

They grow up so fast 🥲

Ask not for whom the nuts tolls, it tolls for deez

Films really gotta bring back the early 90s driving around a city while a saxophone plays montage.

Got to see Strayhound last night.

₍^ >⩊< ^₎Ⳋ

One ring to rule them all

Summoning The Imp Of Delinquency, 9"x12" oil 2024 (sold) #mischeif #halloween #johnsauerart

Times it's okay to use speakerphone in public 1. To have a messy breakup 2. To ask about someone's weird medical thing 3. To ask experts things about my specific special interests for me because I have phone anxiety

Gus always falls asleep in the middle of movies

Foliage pt.2

Geez. We get it, it's autumn.

Air it out, Gustopher.

It’s October 1st

Gustopher's happy place