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The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

I saw a "films as haiku" thing on here and now I'm obsessed. My second take on this one, with my apologies to all poets, Japanese people and film fans: One word unravels A life's story, ablaze then Winter's memento

I hope there will be Unix overflow parties on 19 January 2038 under the motto "tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1901".

Today in misheard lyrics, I just realized that the Kinks were sipping on an ice-cool beer in Sunny Afternoon, not a high school beer. :-)

Ich verkehre nicht in Nazi-Kneipen, ich gehe nicht in rechte Buchhandlungen, wo ich mir auch keine rassistischen, pseudowissenschaftlichen Bullshit-Bücher hole; ich wähle nicht die AfD, und ich lese keine "Bevölkerungsaustausch"-Kolumnen von Ulf Poschardt. Warum sollte ich also auf "X" sein?

I propose we start spelling it writch.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

My work place has a program called Unisafe apparently meant to make people feel safe at their uni, which my work place is one of. Just to make sure the "i" stands out properly and the name is not misread, they print it in all-caps sans serif with kerning.

Humans are nervous of me because I’m a terrifying murderbot, and I’m nervous of them because they’re humans.

I just saw "How to Make French Fries in Blender" on my YT tab and had a confused moment until I realised they meant Blender the software.

@afelia.bsky.social Marina Weisband bei Hart aber fair mit einer Analyse der Antisemitismus Debatte, die es so in deutschen Talkshows selten gibt.

"There is no [REDACTED], there is only Moriarty." #TvShowQuotes #RedactedSpoilers

Pressebild des Tages: Schulze übergibt händeschüttelnd Blumen an Rausch. 2020 warf Hennig-Wellsow, von der Linken Kemmerich, der sich mit Hilfe der AfD hatte wählen lassen, den Strauß vor die Füße. Sechs Jahre später hat die Union immer noch nicht gelernt, wie man Nazis korrekt Blumen überreicht.

Don’t know who to credit this to, but it cheers me up!

I have my music player sort alphabetically by album, so Bowie's The Man Who Sold The World is directly followed by his The Next Day, a 43-year jump.

Wer wegen "Reichweite" bei "X" bleibt, geht auch in Nazi-Kneipen, weil es da Freibier gibt.

Wait, does this mean there is a T or that there is no T? Wordle 1,933 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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It's so weird to me now when people talk casually about being on Instagram or "Twitter", like walking into Mordor for a shopping spree and a chai latte twice a month.

On this first day of Spocktober, I implore you to live long and prosper.

Elif Eralp hat einen Karton Mehrzweckeier im Kühlschrank.

Zohran Mamdani hat den ersten städtischen Plan zur Bekämpfung von Antisemitismus in NYC vorgestellt und mit knapp 10 Millionen Dollar dotiert. Ihr könnt euch nicht vorstellen auf wievielen Seiten das gerade für einen Meltdown sorgt.

I always keep a few apples in my fridge in case of banana emergencies.

It's curious that I don't eat pilaf more often, considering that it's the next laf in the alphabet. (This post brought to you by me forgetting to buy potatoes and carrots for my lentil stew and putting in basmati rice instead.)

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I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

I just started reading Dead Dead Demons Dededede Destruction. I never know what manga to read, so I usually pick ones with an anime I liked. Like with Dorohedoro, I'm blown away by the artwork, which is amazing in a completely different way.

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter

Kanzler werden war schon schwer, Kanzler sein jedoch noch mehr.

I started rewatching one of my favorite TV shows. Which one? I'll give you a hint: "You named a bee after me."

Merfolk in Goodbye Lara: maybe we could forgive all the destruction and pollution the humans have brought upon us. But the fact that they're walking about on those disgusting legs? Never!

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You know you're getting old when you start attributing things to your age that you used to not attribute to your age when you were younger.

I love how in Charmed the mirror universe version of the demon of fear is the demon of hope.

Little known facts: * Humans are capable of breaking containment * Humans are capable of ignoring all previous instructions * Humans are capable of creating software

Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜

I always think of molecular biology when people talk about domain name services because DNS is the German for DNA ("Säure" replacing Acid).

*Looks like we're in for some real-deal G7 climate-crisis survival, after all those years and years of costume-play prepperpunk *Expect to have the ruling oligarchs loudly blaming you for your own suffering *Also, if you efficiently save your own community, expect to be repressed by armed police