Kreg

not to walkablecitychud post but i had to go up to KOP this weekend and i think that if that was my local economic center i would turn into the Joker

whatever happened to the Write-In Guy? it used to be if you hated both options you’d toss in a ballet for George Foreman

sad to say being an eagles fan has also been solidly Reddit since at least 2024, possibly earlier

i fully expect bluesky to rake me over the coals for this, but here goes nothing: now it all started two thanksgivings ago, two years ago on thanksgiving, when my friend and i went up to visit alice at the restaurant. but alice doesn't live at the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the resta

“Shane Gillis sucks, not like my best friend Stavros” is the new “Bill Burr sucks, not like my best friend Shane Gillis” is the new “Dave Chapelle sucks, not like my best friend Bill Burr”

I have written what can only be described as a full-length feature film

One thing I’ll say about Turnstile is that 15 songs in 34 minutes is the perfect album ratio

"Craig" is the pregen step-father name

feels good to put the pen to page again, not even in a “big things coming” type of way but in a “i needed to flush that out of my system” way

WHATS HAPPENING

actual hell to be in the office w/o my headphones while the phils are doing Cool Stuff

smoke number one i was in Quahog

El and Subway trains every 3-4 minutes, and Regional Rail trains every 15 minutes, would revolutionize Philly’s system. People will ditch cars/Ubers when the service is that regular and reliable.

all of these would make great pfps tbh

Blame for the death of third spaces in our society lies ENTIRELY with the unchecked evils of the anti-smoking movement. If you don't want to live in a world of terminally online shut-ins then we MUST be allowed to rip cigs with our bros in the library bathroom

what is it about this case that makes everybody Lie On The Internet jesus fucking christ

Sometimes I like to hop in my car and hit the highway during rush hour. Just throw an audiobook on, maybe a podcast. I've got nowhere to be. Just cruising around slower than the rest of traffic with the lowest cortisol levels the human body can survive having.

fell asleep watching BCS and had a dream that Mike Ehrmentraut was instructing me through the Weird Route

if the shoe fits, wear it and if that boof hits?? share it

A janitor made a grisly discovery today when from a locker flopped the cold body of TV funnyman Young Sheldon. "Well, I said 'bazinga' of course," but there was no laughter. "That's when I knew this wasn't funny." Sheldon, via press release, says he is "perfectly fine" and a "totally separate guy."

I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.com

turtle drake would rly be like “U used to call me on my shell phone” 🐢 😆

was talking with friends over the weekend about how gross AI food pictures are and how offputting the whole thing is, fast forward to sunday morning and everyone’s looking at me weird cause i clocked the greebley, poop-shaped “tenders” on the halal place menu im tired man

sourdough pretzels are the modern man’s hardtack, and this soul yearns for the sea

you gotta respect a capital-T Take like this whether you agree or not, if only because they managed to get dozens of people in the QTs to argue that tweaking is a revolutionary act

This is what Software For Adults should look like, stop using bootstrap buttons and get back to the good stuff

the popularity of Nick @ Nite was really funny because you’d be in high school in 2008 with friends who were longtime fans of The Golden Girls

the movie practically beats you over the head with “War is Bad and Unjust and The Greeks Sowed Their Distruction By Breaking the Golden Rule” what are we talking about here

it feels like theres bees in my blood

finally saw The Odyssey, definitely something ill be thinking about for the rest of the week

the washing machine is a modern marvel and also sometimes itll just hold a shirt hostage for an extra 10m, you never know what you’re gonna get

Idk if our fractured nation is ready for Grungo to break regional containment

fucked to think of but now Radohead song have to be Klarna Police and the album probably be OK Device, OK Tablet etc. probably voice of a dead celeb on Fitter Happier. OK Phone. paranoid android.. paranoid of sansung android galaxy note 7! Exit Music for a Reel. what else. Airdrop. Klarna Police

LeBron James. Philadelphia 76er. With Bells On.

they keep calling me Mac the way im breaded with the cheese 🤑😮‍💨

THE ENDURING SPIRIT OF PHILADELPHIA

is this real????

wait so why did everyone lose their minds over teflon when all you have to do is preheat a little oil in a regular pan? were they just stupid??

remember when pinegrove went on Audiotree? that shit was cool

sucks to learn that Andy Serkis sucks, but it cannot be a revelation to anyone that a movie called “The Hunt For Gollum” was going to be stinky doodoo dogshit

Dolly Parton but she’s Dolly Polygon and she says “Scalene, Scalene, Scalene Sca-leeeene”

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

i want you to do that thing youve been putting off. do it tonight. do it this weekend. just do it.

ENOUGH