Stringy

Laugh? I nearly shat.

Seeing Anthony Gordon in a Barcelona shirt / team sheet will never not be weird.

Bit of T-Cut will polish that right out. Be reet.

Here I am with the winner of Clacton's annual 'Point At A Twat' competition.

Six animals that would have been a f**king nightmare on the ark buff.ly/u2WIvPz

🤨 From Viz 😂

Good morning to all the insomniacs and those with small children / dogs. Extra hour in bed my arse. #ItsTheFarmersFault

We go away tomorrow. Just sent a screenshot of this to Mrs S.

Another famous European night under the floodlights at The Vitality Stadium

What’s with the increasing trend of websites allowing you to sign in to a site using an email link rather than a password? Email account security is now more important than ever. If your email account is compromised, every site that uses email login is too. MFA the shit out of everything.

No longer just home kits and no year hint today either. Brutal. KitTok — Thursday, 22-10-2026 👕 📅 1 ❌ ❌ 2 ❌ ❌ 3 ✅ ❌ 4 ✅ ✅ 🔥 Win streak · 34 I scored 27 pts (14 team 13 year). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.kittok.co.uk

I don’t want to panic anybody but 😱 Paging @kittok.co.uk

Two handballs… two penalties? 🤔

Perfect game for Foden at the moment, this.

I’ve seen a lot of players in the blue shirt over the years but none make me smile the way David Silva, SWP and Phil Foden did/do. There have been “better” players but those three are incredibly special for pure joy.

On holiday in Wales next week so OF COURSE the weather forecast is grim. And you know what? I don’t care. Just get me away from the real world for one week, that’s all I want.

Just submitted a feature request to @bsky.app Oh no, I’ve turned in to one of *those* users…

Turns out our incident response team can’t access the “Critical Services template” used to issue notifications about service issues. Looking forward to the email: “We can’t notify you of a service issue due to a service issue” We really are in a lot of trouble as a species.

Downdetector blowing up. Looks like there’s trouble brewing, notably with the major banks… 👀

4pm physio appointment. Thirty minutes of excruciating pain incoming. Send thoughts and prayers. And booze. #PrayForStringy

Still trying to get my head around where TWELVE MINUTES came from yesterday tbh.

The lack of self-awareness here is absolutely fucking staggering.

There should absolutely be an additional charge added to the list for “Failure to employ halfway competent bar staff”. #MCFC

Absolutely howling at this cat’s name

“City’s fault”

City v Ipswich was the first game I went to at Maine Road. Unfortunately it was in 1994 and the game was abandoned on 39 minutes. I should’ve learned a lesson then, shouldn’t I?

At a risk of being overly dramatic, I can’t help but think it’s only a matter of time before a blue gets physically attacked, not necessarily at a game, because of all the rhetoric and vitriol being stirred up by our beloved media.

The thought of fingerprints on my MacBook screen.

You know what? Regardless of the final result our response and reaction to being 3-0 down in this second half had been absolutely sensational. Got to give Maresca a LOT of credit for this.

Just catching up with #MOTD. I never thought I’d see the day where Wayne Rooney is the voice of reason. World’s gone mad.

At this point I *genuinely* don’t know how they want the players or the fans to react or what they want us to do.

Big shout out to the City fans today. Im sure many were not looking forward to it after the major news outlets spent the last few weeks whipping up the country into a frenzy of hatred & indignation. But they showed up with their bananas & good humour. Stood shoulder to shoulder & backed their team!

Shrek Adventure, London Eye and Natural History museum with the family on Saturday. Food, drink, laughs and lie-ins all weekend then get home to see us put three past Liverpool at Anfield. A thoroughly satisfying weekend.

“Football 0, Man City 3” Nice, impartial coverage there thanks Sky.

I did NOT see that coming. Proper statement though.

Have Liverpool let the whole of football down? Not for me to say, Clive, not for me to say.