OSRJuan

OSRJuan

@osrjuan.bsky.social

Alfalfa Male. Marine, Democratic Socialist, Rogue, Raconteur, Cad, Lover, Bon Vivant, Gadabout, Master of Dungeons, Destroyer of Silence, Major Webelo. Where are we going!? PLANET 10! When are we going!? REAL SOON! ¡Seguimos aquí!

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My 10-year-old just burst into my office to inform me that the Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire. Thanks, little Voltaire.

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JUST POSTED: A Russian energy giant has secretly moved to acquire a position in a massive Alaska gas project. Its part of talks between Witkoff/Kushner & Putin. But CEO of US company resigns after learning of Russian money in the project. A wowzer of a story. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

nytimes.comIn U.S. Gas Talks With Kremlin, Hidden Financing for Alaska Project EmergesInterviews and documents show a Russian energy giant secretly funded a U.S. firm. The deal has been discussed in talks to end the war in Ukraine.

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If you think a test for dementia is an IQ test, you have dementia. If you don't realize you have been given a test for dementia because your physician suspects you have dementia, you have dementia. If you think being able to tell a giraffe from a whale makes you a genius . . . you have dementia.

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JD Vance says “there’s a chance” he might not run for president in 2028 because he has “four little kids” but really it’s because he’s hideously unpopular and doesn’t stand a chance in HELL

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Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

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Thirty years ago, Susan Collins promised Maine voters she’d serve only two terms. Now she’s a multimillionaire asking them for a sixth. Her current net worth is estimated to be roughly $6.8 million. Not bad for a Senate salary of $174,000 per year.

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One metal magazine of the 90s actually coined the phrase "Hetfield Effect" to describe the tendency of rockers to switch from "anti-war / anti-establishment" to "patriotic / conservative" pretty much the second they passed draft age

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Someday, these guys will realize how much of a pussy these types of statements make them look

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Multiple things are true here. This is a fascist, authoritarian administration. It has not yet fully consolidated power. Some of its efforts to do so have been frustrated. Trump is a doddering, confused egomaniac who started an unpopular war that's costing everyday people a lot of money.