abby 🧋

that's what I saw too

that quote uncle "breakfast for two" was barely breakfast for one 🙄🙄🙄 /j

I'm such a big fan of the redemption arc of zoos. 150 years ago they were horrific inhumane places of torture and now they spearhead conservation efforts and wildlife education it's pretty sick

who up hazarding they guess rn

feels like a medieval king pulling up a yt video on the ipad while playing scrabble on my phone like asking a jester to summarise current affairs in a funny way while I exercise my mind by playing chess with a court eunich

youtu.be/rpOkrxxpTcE?... beware of disagreement bots!

green apple flavoured

Berry flavoured

bellowing "TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD!" and standing up from a poker table 0.4 seconds after sitting down

do u have or have u ever owned a lava lamp . would u recommend a lava lamp 4 a lava lamp noob in the good year of our lord soon to be 2025

why don’t people understand that i truly prefer to watch people play games than actually play them 😭😭

I’ve probably eaten 40,000 Pringle’s in my life. Maybe 50,000. It’s about damn time you folks show me the respect I deserve.

just added this to my Spotify bc of the latest @mikesmic.bsky.social video youtu.be/RVmG_d3HKBA?...

Christmas is a Die Hard movie

I need a tree where I can drag n drop its parts into each other like a shitty satisfying mobile game and it projects an ad into the ceiling every 3 parts

this is giving akira / lava lamp / arcade carpet / a short film called city of the future that goes from black n white to colour half way through

me looking for more MOR hand cream in the free sample tube a friend gave me from her hotel room bc spending $11AUD on it would be silly

I aspire to try my best like this

when ur bad at smth it just means it will take u longer. give urself the grace & time to achieve the same result started Xmas present shopping in Oct vry slowly collecting a pile of presents. if I can't make decisions fast enough then I'll just start earlier. shopping is fun even if I'm bad at it

never buy anything while considering the crossed out price. consider how much you will enjoy the item regardless of the price paid.

i threw out an old PC and i couldn't get the hard drive out so i poured a bunch of honey and maple syrup on it, stuffed a dead fish into it and then pissed and shit on it, so if my identity gets stolen i will know i still won

I’ve shortened my shipping time on my etsy for the holidays 🎄✨ #art #artist #etsy #shopsmall #holidays

the snail in my head eating chips

fight club plot

me learning abt duck duck goose at kindergarten

game render

this reminds me of those frosted glass fake food grandmas keep around

David attenborough voice

I am nowhere near the buttons deliberately so that it is not my choice to make as I am never in a rush to be anywhere ever

getting told some song I like is Alan Wake 2 soundtrack or like he's a pirate or a movie trailer or whatever as if epic music does not exist separately outside of a visual medium is crazy . imagine doing photography and get told this would be a great background image for a whisper app post

I present to you plant bot, for my target audience 🗣️

Big Game Hunter

I personally heat my food using the heat generated by exploding microwaves

Fox watched the snowfall, utterly captivated. She could watch forever, her mind drifting along with the snowflakes as they floated and fell with each whisper of wind. Well, maybe not for too long actually. She was getting pretty chilly and quite fancied curling up somewhere warm.

Reduce your steam wishlist with this one weird trick! buy more game

post a video game gif from the year you were born

that baby's name is Louise Brown she's born in the UK and her parents also got her a baby brother via IVF also (I remember this off by heart from my encyclopaedia Britannica for kids like 20 years ago. not sure y)

they tried to find a cowboy and an astronaut who would actually hang out with each other but that also didn't work out

reminder that caterpillars turn into almost entirely goop inside the cocoon

is there a starter pack that embodies this energy

one time I rented sims 2 from the local public library and a family came on it called Puck and Hermia and stuff (from Midsummer Nights Dreams). I'd like to think the game just Did That even though it probably should've come with the Landgraabs & the Goths etc

It’s the area where the US simultaneously exists as solid, liquid, and gas.

copied and pasted words at work all day I think I have gotten my 1st ever RSI

me doing this will hear my neighbours apartment bc they wired this building all weird to a point that powerline adapters don't work