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Now that the full version of The Devils (a film I was obsessed with as a student) is in cinemas, people are trotting out the same old arguments about why you shouldn't be tricked into thinking it's good through its mendacious use of things like "spectacle" and "having a plot".

Weird thing I noticed during my weekend in brighton: everywhere that did pizza did Detroit style pizza. And everywhere that didn't do pizza did the focaccia that all the detroit style pizza was made with. Who is behind the sinister bread cartel and how do they hold that city in their iron grip?

"It's only shelter, bacon, beans and guaranteed free health care Michael. What can that possibly cost?"

You know what? Fuck you *cubes your cutie*

When I first became a music fan I, like everyone else I'm sure, said to myself "this is fun and all, but I can't wait until someone solves it"

Blowing the "Norwegian Death Metal" klaxon for the latest episode of Ted Lasso.

Today is my listening to the new Warning album day - time to be sad in the good way.

Big television don't want you to know this, but if you get a bird feeder and fill it with suet balls and peanuts, you will get magpies and parakeets. You can watch them for free!

Greetings, I’m Dariiy and I’m looking for work I draw and paint digitally/traditionally and tattoo in Vancouver BC. Open for projects and commissions which incorporates: dark fantasy, metal and goth (music/visuals), horror/macabre, sword and sorcery, dark sci-fi ✉️ vostowers@gmail.com or DMs🖤

As a ginger man with tattoos, im glad that I now have something easy to shout back when people shout 'Ed Sheeran' at me from passing cars.

Ravenously hungry but the thought of eating repulses me. Exhausted but sleep is impossible. After 30 comedowns become the curse of Tantalus.

Thing about Dracula as a novel is that it's really a good novella and a very mid novella sandwiching an incredible short story.

RIP

Walk into a bar where someone's doing a passable (if slightly optimistic) karaoke version of one of the long songs from Phantom of the Opera. He finishes. "Ok everyone, that's the end of funk and soul night" Truly, what is Kent?

Stalker (dir. Andrei Tarkovsky, 1979)

From broken windows policing to "you looked at that window a bit funny" policing.

Quakers remain based.

And they managed to fit all this around their rampant climate denial! genuinely some of the hardest working cunts in the field.

Smashing my pipeline through an Anglo-Saxon longship because fans of a wizard book written by a bigoted headcase called me up to demand that I avoid the spot where gleepleblorp stubbed his toe.

If you see this, post a knight>:) 🖤🖤🖤

Considering an undercut, but sad at the thought of wearing a beanie and not having my hair stick out at the sides like professor Weeto.

"Ooh I saw The Odyysey in Imax, like Nolan intended!" Well, in the version I saw the frame cutoff made it look like Odysseus greets Agamemnon by kneeling down and kissing the tip of of his penis. So which of us TRULY had the better experience?

late for dinner at odysseus' palace like omg can't believe you're back, you look great btw, i said to the guys all the time we should totally respect odysseus' wife, yea no I mean its your palace right, if you needed to shoot a few guys its cool what am i the arrow police haha

In addition to bullying everyone involved with the TV adaptation, we need to give heaps of shit to the cast of the new audiobook narration. Riz Ahmed? The fuck are you doing, man?

I know it's the preserve of ginger beer-swilling preteens in 1950s adventure novels, but I'd still like to bring 'wizard' back as a synonym for cool.

She means this as advice

An England team to be proud of.

Show me a person who claims that they knew O Brother Where Art Thou was an adaptation of The Odyssey before being told and I'll show you someone wearing a pair of Liar's Lederhosen.

[INT. MIND PALACE] the word TURDS appears in front of me. i swat it away. it is quickly replaced by TURDS in a different font.

I fucking guarantee you that this was a burglary gone wrong because no anarchist thinks there is a strategic value to murdering a 78 year old minor politician, but that doesn't matter, cos now Psycho Baz from 2 Para and Dave the Racist are on Facebook planning to nailbomb my local social centre.

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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

Hungover enough to lob a "you like 40K because it's drag"-shaped discourse grenade into a nest of online twats and then turn my phone off.

Late to the party but this shit fucking rocks

People on their way to see Sun 0))) sharing a transit system with people on their way to see Metallica.

Every time I hear about something good happening in Illinois, I imagine the blues brothers being somehow responsible.

While we're all posting the lows of Starmerism:

Listen to @bloodwork.show.

gonna hear a lot of labour MPs today saying they condemn riots but the rioters are right and we should give them everything they want

There's a TV show about the origins of the SAS and the internet keeps showing me clips from it. Except I guess most of the good clips are pretty violent. So it can 't show me those, only certain other ones. Which make it seem like the entire show is about men arguing over hats.