Pareto Optimizer

Pareto Optimizer

@paretooptimizer.bsky.social

Ce n'est pas un lieu d'honneur.

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Objectively very weird to have the president doing his nightly public display of homoeroticism.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "So I'm studying him. And I made the mistake of saying that I started off by studying his ass. I just wantasink. And then I looked at his feet & they were massive. I made the mistake of studying his anatomy. Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure your body is gonna qualify."

Sure seems like we’re either getting Likud again or we’re getting another election. Maybe both! Would be nice if something new happened one of these days though.

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Crabs in a bucket. I remember like four days ago when some poster was telling us how great the DSA really is and how we should join.

Peter Sterne@petersterne.com

NEW: DSA's National Political Committee passed two resolutions today aimed at Los Angeles mayoral candidate Nithya Raman, beginning processes that could result in DSA-LA being forced to rescind its endorsement of her this weekend and/or Raman herself being expelled from DSA by January.

The DOJ needs to be purged with fire after this is all over. I don’t care if you’re a paralegal, if you touched one of these cases, you’ve got to go.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

US JUSTICE DEPARTMENT CHARGES FORMER FBI DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY WITH TRANSMITTING NATIONAL DEFENSE INFORMATION IN 2016 -COURT DOCUMENT

Just pure evil.

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

Probably should have named it something like Institutional Revolutionary Guard Corps to clarify that decapitation just reshuffles the ranks and they have a formal structure below the head guys.

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social

The Iranian regime could ultimately fall if a devastating direct strike on its leadership is paired with military measures never used before. Past operations already set a precedent for this kind of strike.

Political WhatsApp group are the source of many, many evils, but what if they could also be good?

Rafa Sales Ross@rafiews.com

After the first round elections, Congressman André Janones created a WhatsApp channel titled “Lula’s Army.” It ballooned to 10 million people following his commands on how to behave online to counteract Meta’s far-right-favouring algorithms. The right knows how to use socials. We must learn, too.

MFHA vs. MFGA is no different than them going through the annoyance of an actual election and saves a lot of money.

Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social

Most people don’t know this, but the winner of Steelers/Saints gets to form the next French government.

Non ! Non !

Europe Elects@europeelects.bsky.social

France, Toluna-Harris poll: Presidential run-off election Le Pen (RN-PfE): 70% Mélenchon (LFI-LEFT): 30% Le Pen (RN-PfE): 57% Philippe (HOR-RE): 43% Le Pen (RN-PfE): 59% Glucksmann (PS/PP-S&D): 41% Fieldwork: 23 October 2026 Sample size: 2,094

He loves doing this “I’m not touching you” thing. This is like the fourth time in the last six weeks we’ve seen this. It’s incredibly stupid on his part.

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social

Brent crude oil prices surge above $117/barrel for the first time since March 19th amid fears that the US will renew strikes on Iran.

They’re all doing it for a laugh at this point, right? “Oh gosh, you’ve got to talk to Elon.” “Beats me, talk to DOD.” Meanwhile the group chat thinks it’s hilarious.

The Kyiv Independent@kyivindependent.com

Eleven days after Ukraine's Starshield terminals started mysteriously malfunctioning, there is still nobody in Washington who wants to take responsibility, while Trump administration officials continue pointing fingers firmly at SpaceX CEO Elon Musk.

I swear that I’ve been getting no fewer than two dozen texts a day asking for money. Sometimes texts naming the same candidate will come minutes apart. It’s absolutely vile and has honestly stopped me from donating more this cycle. They just *feel* like scams.

Adam Bonica@adambonica.bsky.social

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Open-world is a disease. I am an adult and don’t have time or energy to explore a thousand hours of content. Just put me on rails, I beg you.

IGN@ign.com

EA Sports is working on a new open-world football game, seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. https://bit.ly/3VYyOrc

God, I cannot wait until they all die. The axis of evil.

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social

Russian President Vladimir Putin has proposed that he, President Trump and Chinese leader Xi Jinping meet next month to talk about Ukraine in an attempt to negotiate an end to the four-year conflict that would favor Moscow, said people familiar with the discussions.-WSJ

This is a completely absurd comparison. MSNBC is preparing and outputting its own content with its views. Meta purports to be a place for people to share their personal views. They are totally different activities.

Cannot overstate how important it is for Dems to put the fear of god in Big Tech.

Josh Sternberg@joshsternberg.com

Meta took down the No Kings instagram; TikTok banned the Musk documentary account for supposedly violating its political posting policies. A reminder that platforms are owned by the wealthiest of people, control the means of media distribution, & put their thumbs on the democracy scale as they wish

These guys aren’t able to help themselves from undermining their own positions just to be petty.

Angelica Shalagina Official🇺🇦@angel-shalagina.bsky.social

🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk personally proposed slowing down Ukraine’s Starlink access, and Trump agreed, The Telegraph reports, citing four sources. Musk reportedly later feared backlash from European customers and publicly denied responsibility, blaming the White House instead.

My conversation with a more Elon-friendly acquaintance this morning: “I want a car that can do a kickflip.” “Maybe, but I don’t want anyone else to also be able to buy a car that can do a kickflip.” “Yeah…”

Who the fuck looks at this and thinks “I need one of those”? If this is real, it’s going to be used to try to jump over traffic, with extremely predictable results.

Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com

"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.

On a scale of real to not, I would rate this as less real than the quick battery swap technology Elon showed like 12 years ago but slightly more real than the robots that were just guys in costumes.

This is Gender.

MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦@maks23.bsky.social

🇺🇸🇮🇷💣 CNN: The U.S. military has developed plans to potentially use the “mother of all bombs” (MOAB), its most powerful non-nuclear bomb, against Iranian energy infrastructure and nuclear sites, including Pickaxe Mountain, before or after the midterm elections.