Patrick Shumar

“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Still have yet to see AI make my life better in any way

Mike Johnson would rather protect pedophiles than serve the American people.

Trump is in the Epstein Files

Statistically over a person's lifetime, you will have or know someone who has cancer. Thank Trump for the lack of cures: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/14/m...

Well said!

Reason 4857 why health care should never be for profit: AI DEATH PANELS. This is the same kind of program used to deny claims at United Health, and they want to use this for VA claims, too.

Putting the military on the street will lower crime. It does in North Korea, did in Nazi Germany, and in the book 1984. The question isn’t will it lower crime. The question is do we want to be a nation governed like this. Until 6 minutes ago the GOP believed in LOCAL control.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Concord Aerospace Chemtrails Activation Panel. Please do not repost this if you have any Republican followers. We can't let them know the true extent of our power. collabs.shop/ps8mhn

His name must be all over that list.

Hammer on nail... this man is going viral.

Certified oligarch? Certified pedophile. Wop wop wop wop, Dems fuck him up.

governments are trying to censor your porn. credit card companies are trying to censor your porn. why won't you care?! stop hiding behind your VPNs and speak up!!!!!!!!

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Today ‘Music @ Work turns’ 25! To mark the anniversary, we’ve just released the full live performance of “My Music at Work” from the Man Machine Poem tour stop in Kingston, now available on YouTube: youtube.com/@thetragicallyhip/videos What’s your favourite track from the album?

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

The cruelty has always been the point.

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

Pretty incredible to watch the MAGA movement collectively realize that their ideological worldview, aside from abortion, is entirely antithetical to the teachings of Catholicism.

Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

TELSEY begins tracking price increases over the past week. Some highlights: * Abercrombie jeans: up 33% * Amazon Echo: up 38.5% * Target / Barbie doll: up 42.9%

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This is what happens when millions of dummies elect the dingus who thought it'd be a great idea to sell beef in Sharper Image mall stores.

Truer words were never spoken.

DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users — theonion.com/dhs-begins-n...

Getting a bit in my feelings with the #Leopards.

Don't blame me. I voted for the highly qualified woman.

They better end up paying me to take the eggs at this point.

Delete your TikTok

You've been kidnapped. The character from the last show you watched is trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

RIP Jimmy Carter.

Pro tip that I heard from a friend. Buy your big ticket electronics before inauguration day or you're gonna find out real quick what a tariff is.

Where the fuck was this shit from the media before the election.

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.

I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.