Patrick McGuire

Our fullbacks are Landon and Donovan

There can't be many Celtic players with a higher goals-per-minute-played record than osmand

Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter

The way we are warming up it looks like Tierney and McCowan are wingers

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

Live from DUP HQ

Clearly the work of Cold War Steve

Colby Donovan deserves a lot of credit for the third goal. He repeatedly delayed pumping it up the line until someone could contest it

Excellent stuff. Love the tactic of leaving Duran and Hassan up front when defending a corner. Really gives the opposition something to think about. Duran is a star. Hopefully comfortable enough now to see Mhueka and Sorensen get some game time

I imagine I want the only person in the stadium worried about why they were talking about Kenny Dalglish

Domingo in Little Oakley

Even though this head is very abstract, it's definitely Mick McCarthy

Surprised this wasn't "hail hail haissem hassan", but that may have sounded like an asthma attack

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

Argentina's only hope now is for trump to overturn the result

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that was like a junior cup final

Gutierrez totally played for that. He was doing the ministry of silly walks to make sure he got caught

Celtic Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Martin O’Neill as Football Manager on a one-year contract with a one-year option. #CelticFC🍀

The most important moment in Celtic's league season was the 6 minutes of extra-time in the cup semi-final when we remembered we could be Celtic

That last minute penalty was a lovely tribute to Tav

Here's the link to our pal Martin's marmalade walk next week www.justgiving.com/page/martin-...

You'll only drive it underground.

We're in the odd position that we should be protecting Tony Ralston

You call it ringworm, I call it athlete's thigh

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

I'm trying to gather autobiographical material on a 1970s Scottish singer/songwriter, Brian Joseph Friel. Among a number of albums, Arriverdici Ardrossan. Lovely songs like Salad Green Geraldine. Anyone?

Yellowjackets, on itvx, is very good.

how can there be no injury time, when the referee himself stopped the game when ferry hurt his back?

A relative found a picture of my grandfather, Patrick Jamieson, with his sister during the first world war. Scott Brown has some explaining to do

New 'my hopes and dreams being crushed in the space of single second' meme just dropped.

This has been a stressful occasion. We've defended really well, but there's nobody for rangers to fear when we break.

4 minutes of injury time announced, in which we score a goal and they have a man down injured in the box. 3.5 minutes played

@pault1888.bsky.social you spoke very well on the CU podcast

We've lost twice as many league games as Motherwell this season. Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, Mamma

it's difficult to enjoy a game in which you are hoping for an injury-strewn goalless draw