Department of Exasperation

I was doing family stuff for the majority of the day and based on what I’m seeing Eat shit Bolsonero Sequel Nice work Brazil, the world including the US did not make this easy on you

As a reminder this whole series is available in a beautiful Blu Ray set for very little money and you can play it forever

Really wonder if “whatever they want” includes meeting other kids from different socioeconomic backgrounds or ever hearing the word “no” Raising your kids without these things is abuse to society

STORMTROOPER: I need to see your identification Obi-wan: “Four” STORMTROOPER: move along

Jared Kushner is my least favorite grift vector on the Citadel (planet earth) Actually there are probably lower on the list but his sucks to bland ratio is worse

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

My goodness, if more people said this kind of thing to everyone they knew

The speed at which my monocle popped out of my eye upon learning that the makers of Fortnite are embracing slop (but the kind of slop that takes more time)

NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph

🔵 Margaret Hamilton 1936 — 2026

Prime contender for “if you don’t wish people to speak ill of the dead, advise the dead to not be premeditated pieces of dogshit while they are living”

The secondary villain in one of my favorite episodes of The A-Team, also featuring Mako. RIP to a unique character and character actor. youtu.be/GuCwuo1ulI8?...

I adored this show. Sneakers as a tv show that’s very nerd culture forward, but not in a laughing at us way like Big Bang? Hell yes

This is canon now #StarTrek #Warnerbros

I still have this sneaking suspicion that this fuck-up was the part of the Ocean’s 11 October Surprise where the plan malfunctions on purpose to throw the mark off guard But that seems so unlikely and is probably just competen past ratfuckery rustling my jimmies

Looks like a broth spoiler if I’ve ever seen one

⚫️ Miguel de Cervantes

David, if I may, how bout Bland Monopoly Studios It’s great because you can refer to anything you shit out as BMS

Happy Dolly Day, everybody! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...

A whole new generation now has context for this reference

This movie ends up being much more about a renegade HAL9000-esque security system, an old guy who's whining about not being in charge anymore, and a painfully awkward love triangle than it is about the hurricane or the nuclear facility. I think this may be for the better?

“Nice catch! Those routes converge on the same physical space, and you’re right to call it out. That’s on me.”

She'll always be Irma to me

Why are they even collecting all my data if they can’t figure this shit out

hey what are all these microphones doing on the tarmac? they weren't here before

@minamarkh.am bsky.app/profile/mari...

Shakespeare, but make it Ferengi Much ado about Latinum The Taming of the Union

Trek hot takes: JG Hertzler should have a shelf of Emmy’s for Martok

Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid? always like this

Old person here - there was a significant portion of the country that wanted to do exactly this in the 1980s

I cannot overstate how unsettling the stutter edited robot saying “Robots never lie” is, and yet still how this movie is so much less than the sum of its parts

A recently-fired software engineer tries to gather file property modification data from his previous employer

Since Dan probably stole my top one A young woman goes on a weekend vacation and forgets to inform her older significant other

For the longest time I didn't think this meme format had legs, but if it can be used to successfully describe video game microtransactions and the cyclical fall of empires I have to just take the L

I really hate this week

I'm a veteran 2D artist and art director for games with 20 years of experience. Worked at Mojang. I know games inside and out, and I need studio work. I'm a hard worker and right now I can barely pay rent *and* am going out of my mind with boredom and the waiting. Thank you

Using a children’s book to make fun of children being detained, neglected and isolated from their parents is next level fucked up

@danhon.com Is "sodding" even in this thing? bsky.app/profile/prof...

Really need the stylistic Andreas Katsulas equivalent of this Babylon Studio 54

I think about what I would say if I could have one conversation with 20-year-old me, and this is at the top of the list:

following several national progressive wins, one socialist rallies an impressive campaign in the center of the country with little help and gets a historic number of votes, losing by a very narrow margin political headlines the next day: Dems Learn Harsh Lesson, Caring About Others Can't Win

"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means

People say bsky is a humorless void of literal sentence processors but tea baggin' Jerry here is pretty damn funny