Ryan Patton

We have a chance to close out a World Series sweep. Get me the guy who sucks

This was a lie. I stayed up.

Alright. I’m tapping out. Best of luck with the baseball.

Baseball is great…but also, I’d like to go to bed.

All. Fucking. In.

I guess this site is talking about the Cheesecake Factory today. I don’t have much to add about its appeal to “real America” or whatever, but I do think the banana cheesecake is pretty good.

I have seen “You Can See Everything” and I will never spoil this movie but I will say hoooooooooo boy.

I wish @hamilton4kansas.bsky.social would stop running AI generated jingles for his campaign ads. It just isn’t what people want right now.

I’m seeing You Can See Everything on Wednesday and I fear the internet will ruin it for me before then.

3am? LCD Soundsystem.

Got to drop this knowledge on the Saturday afternoon crew.

Hey. Apple? What’s up with that?

Basil leaves on a breakfast sandwich >>>>

found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.

My Instagram algorithm has become weaponized against me. It’s a bunch of rescue dogs that make me cry. It’s actually been an effective tool to make me be on their less.

I saw him pointing and followed it to his ankle and OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO

This game is sucking out my will to live.

KENNETH FUCKING WALKER

The last two minutes of the first half in this Patriots Bills game is drunk

How come whenever things are going pretty well for me, there’s a little gremlin in my head that says “you should fuck this up”?

How come whenever things are going pretty well for me, there’s a little gremlin in my head that says “you should fuck this up”?

Bro doesn’t respect the college of cardinals. Bro hasn’t seen Conclave.

All of these people can eat fucking shit. I’m so sick of sharing a society with evil creeps.

$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160

BLACK ARROW! #AEWDynamite

Honestly, perfect placement for this Orange Cassidy and Moxley match. After how emotional the first few minutes of the show were…this match is just a blast and putting a smile on my face. #AEWDynamite

I’m so sad man. He was our Bastard.

When I first got back into wrestling, it was WWE. And I remember seeing Neville. And it was so apparent how fucking good he was. He was head and shoulders above that era of WWE. What a talented Bastard.

The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.

Unforgettable.

I’m proud of myself for not knowing what happened at the lesbian bar in NYC. Frankly, it doesn’t seem like my business.

Haircut. Oktoberfest. Sturgill tonight. Gonna be a gooooood day.

Is there anything hotter than a woman with some grey hairs? I fear I have been Pavlovian trained by Rogue in X-Men the animated series.

Fun part of being 41, I say “brother” a lot. Who am I? Macho Man? Hulk?

Asking me to do my job past 3:30 on a Friday? Good luck, pal.

Gonna be singing “Don’t ever buy me flowers, all I want are seafood towersssssssss” til Thanksgiving.

This new @karinarykman.bsky.social album is just a banger. Absolutely going to be my album of the fall (came out too late to be my album of the summer)

It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.

If not now, then when?

Folks, pretty sure I didn’t blow it.

The dog wasn’t selling for shit. You gotta put your dance partner over!