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We don’t ride bikes in Iowa, we ride BIG LOUD HOGS

Then the Trump growl right after that on “ride.” This guy studies tapes every day.

“We don’t even ride the Harley Davidsons in Iowa. I was joking about that. We eat them. In Iowa, we eat metal and we shit diamonds. Everything we do is the most manly thing that has ever been done. We are all he-man masters of the universe - shitting out motorcycles out and greasing each other up.”

He sort of trails off while turning away from the mic too, great device to make you lean in with anticipation to hear the lunacy that's coming next.

The Des Moines Register reported approximately 20,000 registered riders for the 53rd annual RAGBRAI. So, yeah, they ride bikes in Iowa.

Wow what insight from this dipshit! It’s not like Iowa has some sort of annual biking event famous enough to have its own Wikipedia page or anything en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAGBRAI

Nothing because they have no relationship with their children

You're not driving anything but a car thats final!!!!

Frantically gesticulating and screaming in Simlish about how someone put sugar in his coffee

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel at the homunculus factory

I’d be stunned if there is a single ball knowing domain in this man’s brain