Paul Davidson

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

Rolling paint: lovely, my room is going to look so pretty, satisfying progress. Cutting in: hateful stuff, feels a bit fash /Neighbourhood Watch.

Love a bit of etymology with the kids. They now know that because the animal was rare, they used to be called unique horns and the words contracted over time.

I have never been so brutally called out in my life

Dott bikes arriving in Newcastle has me thinking about the old "Wheels in Motion" idea (newcycling.org/wp-content/u...) from @newcycling.bsky.social. Why did we stop? Was it a bad idea? Underfunded? Something else? Bet @mikecookson.bsky.social knows

⛔ From 7th Sept the Waggonway past the Freeman Hospital will be closed. ⛔ From 1st Sep (the first day of school) the link to Longbenton will be closed. ⛔ There will be no access past the hospital on the waggonway. ❌ No safe cycling alternative has been provided - the diversion is Freeman Road

The awful AirBnB art is just bad Photoshop. It can't roofie me before bed. The awful AirBnB art...

It would be nice if Jordan could kick the ball in between the white lines that are 50 yards apart

🚨🚨🚨🚨BIG DAN BURN! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

FIFA going to allow a replay of any of these Argentinian fouls here?

Semifinals are normal now? Fair play to the Norwegians. The Scots/Welsh/Irish can turn the Fear Meter up one notch. Argentina will win tomorrow and the winner of this SF will Manifest Destiny their way past the far superior France/Spain

Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win

Big Dan Fucking Burn Heads The Ball

Ivan Toney in the 128th

BDB Claxon

Man with arms outstretched emoji

Elbow's 2008 album The Seldom Seen Kid was about Kobbie Mainoo.

That two-on-one Norway had is really funny, now I see it without the stress of thinking England are absolutely, definitely about to go two down. #WorldCup

Man with arms outstretched emoji

Declan Rice is the fella you get annoyed at at Power League because you reckon you've got him but he's still somehow between you and the ball

Instead of hydration breaks, let's petition FIFA to change the rules again that, if it's over 30C, 30 mins halves. Disrupts the flow less and "energy management" makes for a crap game every time

Need someone to knock out the ref and score 8 to 10 goals whilst he’s out

Proper reverse-Sven here. First half not so good...

Quansah, Livramento and James injured. Gareth sips his red wine, "That's why you pick 6 right backs, son"

We could have Champion/McCoist and they've given us Matterface/Dixon. Feel like the Lord has forsaken us

Live life with the indomitable spirit of a 3 yo with bad guts who has spent the last 30 minutes on the loo crowing Cock-a-doodle-poo at the top of his voice

Why did no-one tell me that when you've got three kids, if you get ill, you've still got three kids?

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Gentleness Everywhere (2025) by Jessica Lisse

F&ck off in-game ads, first class enshittification #SixNations #ITV

Wearing my new red cycling poncho. 6 yo, "Oh Daddy, you look so pretty! You look just like a postbox!"

Good morning! I said we were lifting the floor of the site in 2026, but first thing delivered a day before ✅ Google Maps is a thing of the past. I’ve crafted a custom map on each archive which feeds in from the database, making it work seamlessly. Each location is clickable.

Got my last 30 mins cardio session of the year in: asking my 2 yo to say sorry.

A very happy Christmas from LORT BURN SPECIALS

Merry Christmas UK! Hope you finished hanging your decorations earlier than me. Gonna need at least 4 coffees tomorrow

Absolute mare in cluesbysam.com today. Think I misread just about every clue

Here is a bit of my resignation speech from last night

The always excellent PBF pbfcomics.com/comics/hand-...

steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"

2yo is proudly telling everyone that he's sitting on his big bumcrack* *(beanbag)

Curled it better with his head than I can with my boot