Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖

REMINDER: When calling your Republican Rep to tell him to stop actively protecting a pedophile ring and pedophile POTUS (which you should do at least once a week), it’s important to tell the aide you’re speaking with that you’re ashamed of your Rep - AND OF THE AIDE TOO. Ruin their day.

Ms Rachel from the top ropes

Do all of Musk’s kids despise him or nah?

Trump: “Let ‘em take out Los Angeles, let em take out San Diego.” Talarico: *Eats an egg ‘n potato taco. Jim Bakker: Goes to Hell. What a day.

I can’t believe this is a thing.

Congratulations to us!

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It’s creepy that I saw this headline and went “womp womp.” In Pennsylvania, 2 Measles Deaths Are Reported www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/w...

Does he or doesn’t he have the most sl@ppable face in the Administration?

X-MEN NOTICE Remember that Mutations are essentially random. For every Wolverine or Jean Grey, there’s also someone who shoots lethal boogers out their nose or has a barbed penis.

This is how political debates are done...

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES Department of Justice lawsuit to compel Illinois to provide its complete statewide voter registration database. Another big victory for Elias Law Group and its clients. DOJ is now 0-19 in these cases. ELG remains undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/illino...

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New reporting claims Rep. Miller (R-OH): --poured hot water on ex-wife --held a gun to her head --broke their young daughter’s collarbone This week his ex-wife's lawyer filed for a restraining order against Miller, accusing him of harassing his ex-wife’s counsel. Tell me why he still has a job?

He is so good at this

I'm....speechless.

CNN: 77% of Americans say economic conditions are poor. That's the lowest of Trump's second term. Is this the 'amazing economy' the administration thought you'd be boasting about? KEVIN HASSETT: Right now the economy does look amazing to me

Imagine if Trump was President on 9/11. He would definitely insinuate New York had it coming.

If you’re in the DC area and planning on buying a bottle of wine this weekend, you should rush out now before Janine Pirro cleans out the shelves

We’re shocked! Shocked I say! “Given all of this newly discovered information, it is difficult to attribute the widespread damage to the Reflecting Pool to vandalism, let alone to establish that fact beyond a reasonable doubt,” said the filing from U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro #RadioFreeAmerica

New rule: if the indictment gets a press conference, the dismissal gets one too

Jeanine Pirro should be disbarred. It is absolutely indefensible and gross misconduct to rush through a criminal indictment for political reasons before an investigation has been completed, which resulted in false evidence being presented to a grand jury.

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

BREAKING: Pirro has dismissed the case against Davey Hearn for vandalizing the reflecting pool, saying that there's no way vandals could have caused the damage.

Dear Donarrhea- Thought you might enjoy a few photos of Kaitlin Collins (the superb journalist who intimidates you on a routine basis)... SMILING. #AccountabilityIsComing11/3rd

2/2 Fierce bronze tiger is friend of small bird. Chinese, c. 1100 BCE, for #TigerDay

It’s so fucking obvious that Trump has demanded his Republican thugs to make Fauci a scapegoat in order to exonerate his incompetence and failures to manage the Covid pandemic.

But guys... you don't have to give up your addiction to rage. Just turn it towards things that actually deserve it: like billionaires, techno-fascists, and data centers! Then we can all be angry together!

“Working people are not powerless. We’re only made to feel powerless when we stand alone, and that is what they’re trying to do: divide us. And that’s why I entered public life,” said Troy Jackson, The Nation reported.

As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public.

when there was only one set of footprints that was when I ghosted you

Guess I don’t mind the appreciation of “The General” as much as I’d hate to see a party for “Birth of a Nation,” but this is a film about a Confederate engineer defeating Union spies. Been a long time since I’ve seen it. Don’t remember how blacks are represented, if at all. 🤔

maybe the big oil guys learned that mass extinctions have been good for their business and are just taking the long view

NEW: Court filings show Trump demanded details from the Secret Service's interview with former FBI Director James Comey over a post the DOJ alleged was a threat to kill the president. The revelation marks the clearest yet indicator of Trump's involvement in the prosecution of his political foes.

If it involves unravelling then it is probably Theseus and Ariadne you are thinking about.

Me: “Elon Musk is a Free Speech Abolitionist.” They: “You mean ‘Absolutist.’” Me: “Lol no.”