Pat Beall

I emailed Patrick Healy, assistant managing editor for standards and trust at NYT, to ask why their story about a House report with new details of rape allegations against the President of the United States included neither those details, nor a single use of the word "rape." archive.is/1s9AM

#Florida U.S. Sen. "Absent Ashley" Moody stumbles when asked in radio interview about her role in the Hope Florida scandal. youtu.be/1yhtMNUpqok?... via @jimdefede.bsky.social

vivek's hairstyle kind of looks like dessert at the cheesecake factory

Classy, Flori-DUH man!

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

Put a monument for the people of Minneapolis for this on the National Mall when all is said and done.

@crampell.bsky.social on Trump encouraging Vivek Ramaswamy to continue running an ad that exploited the childhood abuse of his opponent: “It is loathsome…It reminds us of some of the other ways that this administration has hurt victims of domestic and sexual abuse.”

Oh. My. God.

"So the guy called himself a king" *muffled gasps from the panel* "and he sent thousands of soldiers to quarter in my city" *Washington audibly whispers "what the f-"* "and so we, like, formed this system where we'd call up people within a minute or two if they showed up" Paul Revere: hell yes

Halloween 🎃 is coming

just asked my tailor if he disavows the muslin brotherhood

The police said she lied about being raped. Then she hit record.

Miss you, @barackobama.bsky.social .....

One group was not evacuated out of Kuwait for 10 days after the attack, including Chief Warrant Officer 4 Rodney Bearman, who had shrapnel embedded in his face and legs. trib.al/3kn69B9

Love this 👇

Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

Trump Turned His Beloved Golf Hub Into a Ghost Town www.thebulwark.com/p/doral-flor...

I know people instinctively recoil at monocausal explanations and want important trends to have sufficiently weighty causes, but “We built a novel social environment that rewards anger and lurid pessimism and moved 95% of political discourse into it” is a pretty good explanation for a lot of stuff

this is legitimately very funny

I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.

A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed

RAMPELL: “.. I initially assumed this must have had some boring technical explanation—until I talked to the experts and learned just how truly insane the story is.” @crampell.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/europe-gol...

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

There are fears that a brutal ICE agent will flee across the border to Mexico. And they say God isn't an ironist. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/27/u...

BREAKING: Liam Tadeo was just deported by ICE.

This is what a real leader says.

This is only going to get worse as we near the midterms. avlwatchdog.org/pink-slime-j...

Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.

Shiela 🐑 we have talked about this before no snuggles when I am on duty

On 9/11, US airspace closed, Canada launched Operation Yellow Ribbon. Gander, a town of 10,000, received 38 airliners. Residents immediately sheltered, fed, clothed, and supported stranded passengers for days, providing this hospitality free of charge. interestingengineering.com/culture/oper...

I hope everyone caught this Lancet study confirming that Elon Musk & DOGE are responsible for genocidal levels of suffering & death.

@jvl.bsky.social on a certain genre of new story. www.thebulwark.com/p/immigratio...

Speaking as a survivor? May he fuck himself until the heat death of the universe or prison on CSA charges, making the heat death of the universe a desirable alternative. uhttps://www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/08/18/palm-beach-county-clerk-of-courts-mike-caruso-arrested-on-child-sexual-abuse-charges/

When you're a star, they let you vote by mail. They just let you do it. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...

hahahahahahahahahaha AG Todd Blanche: "This narrative...that the president is going to pull me aside and ask me to do something illegal is completely a false narrative, not true, will not happen, and hasn't happened"

"If you aren't building your own bank robbing robot, you're going to be left behind in the new economy."

Apparently the recent reporting from MeidasTouch, Aaron Parnas, and others, and the subsequent tantrum from CENTCOM, made its way into a new lego video

“These men and women signed up to serve their country. The least their country owes them is hot water, a working toilet and a real meal. Hegseth cannot even manage that, and he has the nerve to look their families in the eye and call them liars.”

Lapse in judgment? Most reporters I know can't accept a free cup of coffee, much less six...million... of them. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/b...

If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.

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