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Daniel Sloss in the audience laughing at this joke. Previously he used the pervasiveness of rape culture as a talking point to build his own profile and go viral. Ah an absolute classic of the genre

Also Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss: *laughs at horrific rape joke*

Kill it with fire.

If you're gonna make Dizzy with AI, just say it ffs youtu.be/lTSaPajJCcE?...

I'm not sure why people are praising Robert Pattinson's portrayal of Chris Hansen in #Primetime when he's very clearly playing Dwight from The Office.

Oh. Oh, no.

Something I absolutely did not need today: The Oliver Twins embracing AI "art" and using it not only for this Kickstarter but a rendition of Dizzy so ghastly they've had to include a sign with his name on so we'll know it's him.

There's three: Trophy Wife (Bradley Whitford, Malin Ackerman, awful title) Go On (Matthew Perry) Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (Bradley Whitford AND Matthew Perry)

Jokes on you - I'm renting. My landlord is going to be fucking furious when he finds out. Luckily he spends eleven months of the year in Dubai.

Apparently Princess Diana was a Daily Mail reader. That's gotta be up there with Charlie Kirk advocating for gun ownership, hasn't it?

I hope being Seth McFarlane is less fun than it looks. Man gets to make his own Star Trek show, hang out with his childhood heroes, record albums of Muppet songs... Man just has the rest of us questioning our life choices.

Reasons why friends I once held so dear are no longer in my life - a pie chart.

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

I mean, since Sunday night I've had a gallbladder infection and my cat's died. This is very much shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Hi, I'll have a nice steaming hot glass of lager, please.

Blessed photo.

Off to the cinema this afternoon to watch Star Trek 4. I hope it's good, I've been avoiding spoilers 🤞

Bagsy not the announcer.

Just a reminder who Heel Vs Babyface is. He's the man who had a complete mental breakdown over the presence of pronouns in a video game. youtube.com/shorts/LFcim...

Just discovered Time of the Week on BBC Sounds - it's made me laugh out loud in public twice in the last ten minutes. Really, really funny in that way that catches you off guard repeatedly. Highly recommend. Thanks, @lornarosetreen.bsky.social!

"Are you okay? You've hardly touched your Star Trek: The Next Generation photo album."

I wondered what it was I fancy about her so much. Now I know.

Laughing my head off at this. "BuT wHaT aBoUt B0wLeStREK?????"

Good to see the John Hannah Doctor making a long awaited reappearance. Not sure why they've paired him with Ronald McDonald though.

NOT MLADIC NOW TOO 😭😭😭

I think they've got this one sorted

Not everyone is upset about the death of Dolly Parton. Jolene's been playing the long game, and now her day is finally here.

Without cheating, post your lock screen. Yes, I'm tragic, but you can't say I'm not consistent.

Of course he's pro-AI. Of *course* he is.

Have you heard the good news about our lord and saviour Blood on the Clocktower?

Apparently only woke snowflakes avoid looking at the sun during an eclipse. Show those lefties exactly how much you hate them by looking at it through a telescope.

Nice try but 19C is a temperature most of us have forgotten even exists.

I'd make him prime minister for life if he did this.

(a true headline might be "guy on podcast makes joke about how many comments there were from Harry Potter fans in a consultation process, relating to cable project which was obviously never going to go straight through area of natural beauty in national park"

If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK

I know I'm about ten years late to the party on this, but I've been watching Homeland, and... Carrie Mathison is the actual worst.

I hope Sadie Sink has been paid way more than usual for the Spider-Man: Brand New Day press tour. Marvel doesn't want anyone discussing who she's playing, but they've sent her out to help a thousand interviewers fill seven minutes with nothing anyway.

Who had "Casualty/Threads crossover" on their 2026 bingo card?

The year is 1990. Doctor Who remains off the air, its future uncertain. Sylvester McCoy is the closest thing we have to a current Doctor. The year is 2026. Doctor Who remains off the air, its future uncertain. Sylvester McCoy is the closest thing we have to a current Doctor.

Hopefully Nandy's just picking up her P45.

Editor of Vogue, 1977: You get those photos of C-3PO & Darth Vader? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy like you asked. Editor of Vogue, 1977: what

There’s a noticeable difference in emotional reactions for Sam Neill’s passing compared to other recent deaths. It’s really amazing the difference you can make to people’s lives by not being a thundering arsehole.

He was also in Sirens, a film I stayed up late to watch one time as a teenager. It was quite dull, which is strange considering how much of the screen time was given over to Elle Macpherson's breasts.