Oakland Toots

people magazine should have named zohran the sexiest man alive because it's true and it would piss off the worst people

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Ah yeah that’s what I get for believing for the first time since May.

The Sacramento Republic in stadium host asked their fans to turn their phone lights on to “show Oakland Roots how we get down,” and lol lmao. We could all live in Sac and all of us choose not to.

Into my fucking VEINS!!!!!!

Danny Trejo has an equalizer for Oakland Roots SC right before the halftime break. Roots still need at least one more goal and some help from Lexington SC in Phoenix, but they're alive. #USL-C

Peter Wilson has Oakland ahead! This is taking quite a turn. #USL-C

45' — GOAL OAKLAND ROOTS SC. D. Trejo, assisted by M. Fisher. Sacramento Republic FC 1–1 Oakland Roots SC

45' — GOAL OAKLAND ROOTS SC. P. Wilson. Sacramento Republic FC 1–2 Oakland Roots SC

Roots playing their way into this game but really disappointing they couldn’t play this way from the start

Holy shit the Roots are so outmatched

imprison all of the pardoned people illegally and pardon the people who jail them, you gotta hit them with the reverse calvinball

found out that my mother in law decided she was aggressively pro trans rights literally by going, I don't know anything about this but everyone who is against trans rights is also against free school lunch, the issue I know and care a lot about, so this must be the correct way to feel about this

Mesut Öze

They’ll print anything now

He stopped Ukrainian interceptor drones in flight, letting Russian missiles and drones through that were aimed at civilians.

Mmmm beef and bean and pepper soup

Seize his fucking assets

Gonna do a fed post

We‘ve seen plenty of judges get angry when the Trump regime defies their orders. What we need to see are judges throwing members of the regime in jail.

yea we need to break these companies up and take the ceos money from their personal accounts

0 3-pointers, 4 offensive rebounds, Valkyries basketball, baby

But the unwritten rules of US politics say that you must refer to such matters in the dry vernacular of federal lawmaking and policy, which contains no language for lawless corruption of this magnitude. So the reality of it is disguised from us; everything gets a rhetorical veneer of legitimacy.

What’s astounding to me is how “the president builds himself a palace with money given directly to him in secret by the richest people in America,” literally the most straightforward and worst executive-branch corruption story in US history, just gets shrugged at because Trump is unapologetic

I consider myself a fairly compassionate & empathetic person, but the more I read about people in this particular demographic -- wealthy Gen X white men radicalized by social media & group chats -- the more I loathe them. I understand them *too well* to sympathize. They are contemptible & weak.

A tit for tat cycle with every trifecta certainly isn’t ideal and we do no need to think about ways out of that. But at least that’s a Court where one party’s control isn’t perpetually self-entrenched until enough randomly timed convenient deaths short circuit the partisan timed retirement game.

[Daft Punk “Doin’ It Right” voice] 🎶 Turkish delight You have no moral compass ‘Cause it’s Turkish delight Selling out your favorite siblings For some Turkish delight What if Jesus was a lion Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶

Get his ass

The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished

Ossoff: "We will repeal the tariffs, which will reduce grocery prices. We will end this disastrous war which has driven diesel to $6. And we will repeal the healthcare cuts that have doubled premiums for more than a million Georgians. Those are things we can and need to do immediately."

Dodgers throwing games to avoid a salary cap

No recommendation on G and endorsing Connie Chan. Jesus Christ.

The pen that could’ve kept roots season alive was probably wrongly awarded, saved, rebounded in, and then chalked off because of encroachment. Keeper was not in the six yard box.

Golden State Valkyries: 2026 WNBA Finals team

Oh my god a real life Evelyn Normielib

the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning

25 new justices

Never in doubt

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This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...