petey

dreamt my parents visited my high school class to give presentations, and my dad farted really loud during his

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

morntingt

beard dandruff out of absolutely nowhere

being bad (back in bed and gonna nap)

jimmy john's. one shift. got high and ate all the bread out of the warmer

Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.

me after i meet @shoepea.bsky.social

this year i commit to beating even more gamers from the bush

mandatory oomf mood check-in

ever since we first met i've never fucking liked you, bitch...

sorry, all loads* lead to mpreg 🫰😌

all roads lead to mpreg

this year International Lesbian Day is

love how we were told performative social justice was the problem, but the performance of literal violence is these people's entire life purpose

art lives

Minneapolis is a place where Carly Rae Jepsen doesn't have a show, but the 2027 Dancing With The Stars tour does...so yeah, i'm gonna have to get out of here again...

the problem i have with the fall-equinox-to-spring-equinox part of the year, as i have known it in the 40°–45°N latitudes i have lived the majority of my life, is that once 8:30pm is as dark as 12:30am is as dark as 5:30am...I Don't Do Well™

happy Locktober 🥰

this is so foul and off-putting

after my parents' bigotry and emotional neglect, the most insurmountable trauma in my life is clogging the toilet

😔 pensive + 😩 weary =

do you ever feel like a plastic knife bent at the cutting end useless for what's at hand

living with my parents means i get to hear my parents' most sewer-like bigotries and ignorance spew forth every night as they watch local broadcast news 🥰

Jessica Paxton leaving me absolutely BALD on my commute omg

☀️equinox🌕

Oh noooo. I hope the elephants’ feet are okay

me trying to impress troll trade

reading Captain Underpants was my Cocomelon

dare i spend $80 on this bottle of tequila that's a pumpkin......

Chicago continues to innovate with holes