Brian A 🎹🎸🌵⭕️

The bible-hawking POTUS crashed out and openly threatened to commit war crimes, likely while taking a shit on Easter morning. Give yourself a little grace.

📰 NEW BROAD STREET BULLETIN 📰 🦅 The Eagles defense is straight-up bad 🏀 The Sixers defense... might be kinda good? ⚾ The Phillies hire a Kevin Long replacement

Our Queen has spoken!

Embrace the chaos of your 2026 Eagles

This is totally the vibe at the moment lol

Scott Eyre Pitcher Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2009 TOR - CHW - CHC - SFG - PHI

Reminder: Service is selling. Selling is service.

Mind boggling

Rice backup QB Gael Ochoa's stat line through three quarters is insane lol

Psyche Delhi-san, the mascot for the shopping district in hip and alternative Koenji, Tokyo, is a mysterious psychedelic creature with glowing eyes and a protruding tongue.

That a pretty niche typecast

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

When a guy sacrifice bunts, why do people say “the worst case is that it moves the runner to second base”. Like WTF are you talking about? That’s the BEST case scenario.

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

The Sixers (and OKC) have won twice as many games as the rest of the entire league. Amazing! Salary caps don’t work!

Those numbers 😍

Any of youse hitting the Eggy shows at Ardmore?

Quite a mic drop line to close

Ravished?

📿 Went to dunkin this morning and caught sight of this and nearly died on the spot laughing.

Jaden 😂 😂 😂 the whole Timberwolves team is hilarious man

Highly HIGHLY recommend this newsletter. Rich does excellent work on the Phils, Birds, and Flyers (with some Union too), but his true passion is hoops and the Sixers are going to be THE story in the NBA this year whether you love them or hate them. The price is well worth the Sixers coverage alone.

Good deal. If I spend $1000 at this restaurant I will get $10 off my next meal.

I'm fading from most social media, but the first one I dropped was Facebook. I don't like it there and that's why I left, but I also feel better about not supporting it since they are happily raking in literal billions off of companies they know are stealing from their users

Also, we as a society should celebrate the existence of one (or multiple) Bread tribute bands, as it is absolute proof that anything is possible

Just saw a promo for a Bread tribute band and they're named "Toast", so I'm pretty stoked about that.

I’m calling it early…guy is legit imo Go ahead and save this post

New guy James 23 looks like he’s got some skills 👀

Embiid on pace for 86528586 turnovers this year lol

NFL GMs watching the Eagles

This is a friend of one of my best friends, keep an eye out pgh

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

Selling my Trey/Billy ticket: Section 204, Row G, Seat 9 (2day pass). HMU before I deal with Cash or Trade. Face

Guardians get a walk to get 2 on with no outs in the 4th while being down 3. Hitter flies out on the 1st pitch (not great). Francoeur: that would have been a good time to get a bunt down. I just can’t with these guys anymore.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

The Eagles's medical staff handling of Hurts' blood clot requires a full investigation as to how everything went down and how (if?) Hurts' was put in danger. I don't really know as I'm not a doctor. However, this is BIG DEAL. So much so that eventually Lurie needs to address this in detail.

Max Attractions Max, ND

Political ads are designed to drain you of all energy and desire to participate, much like the Dallas Cowboys

BIG TEN FOOTBAWL

Add a photo you took of something good Local live music is good

You guys…super-cool thrift store $7 find yesterday! I’m ready for the season!! #HereTheyCome

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…