Phil Holmes

Gif your mental health

I have a neighbor who keeps asking me to loan him Italian herbs. He's living on borrowed thyme.

Same

Great, now I gotta work for 10 years AFTER I die.

Age Verification? LOAD "*",8,1

Bills, a fake home warranty notice, a jury duty notice for someone who doesn't live here... man, I'm just saying my mail could be a little bit more popful, that's all.

Don't forget to do it!

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Network Engineer: I sent it to you via UDP.

Happy Cinco de Mayo to those who celebrate

Due to rising prices I can no longer afford to walk on eggshells.

@sega-west.bsky.social Quick question: Who do I gotta talk to in order to get a port of Dark Wizard to modern systems? Worth a shot.

In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics: Two spaces after a period.

Banning time travel only enforces the status quo of the current wealthy families, and does not allow others to earn themselves generational wealth. ACAB includes Timecops.

Going into 2025 like

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Falcom: The game is called Ys, it's an action adventure game, so the music doesn't have to go that hard. Yuzo Koshiro:

The only way to change the world is to focus on helping people.

I have a chipped cheekbone from going sledding too fast and slamming into a church.

I'm trying to run up the poplar vote by lobbying the Lorax.

I really need to deal with my anxiety of talking to people over the radio.

Welp, since BlueSky has video now, I'll post my most well known edit. That's right, we're gonna cheat.

Welcome to Bluesky! Be warned though, this place is different and there are a few rules here:

Oh, so NOW they get mad about copying the work of others.

What’s your “no one but me remembers game?”

I know a lot of Brazilians are migrating here, so I'd like to welcome the gamers in their native tongue.

Dress for the job you want

I had a 7 digit ICQ number

Mick Foley is the only way to be three men.

Fun game dev fact of the day: The entire Heroes of Might & Magic 3 Complete game, released in 1999, takes up about as much space on disk as ten uncompressed 4k textures. A single hunter with armor and a weapon in Monster Hunter World with HD textures takes more textures to render than that.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

This is also a security issue, since many users will try to install software to circumvent.

Put down the chainsaw and listen to me

“Oh, that’s quite simple. I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them” - 2nd Doctor

I *just* got an email from Archie Comics announcing their new facsimile reprint program, and believe it or not, they're starting with this one:

Flood insurance? Buddy, I don't even OWN a flood.

Pun violence, not gun violence!

Figured it out thanks

Going into V.A.T.S. To open a soda