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This guy’s Al-gorithim clearly never fed him content about the most dangerous Arab invention ever: Al-gebra. Feels good to recycle my senior year literature teacher’s jokes some 20+ years later.

Just getting this one out of the closet and dusting it off.

Sixth wave coffee is running every Starbucks out of town and taking over their spaces.

Elite burn.

What the fuck is a Virtual Guard? Inquiring trespassers want to know.

Maybe PHP always has 2 critical bugs at any given time and it’s just that OpenAI yelled a lot about these ones for PR.

Love the just abandon them then move from Quad9. France about to find out how much malicious content blocking relies on Quad9 upstream.

My first big internet panic was CVE-2014-6271 (Shellshock). I was a Junior DevOps Engineer at a 911 services provider for 100+ counties across the US. Shit was chaos. Kinda loved it. Probably what drove me to full time security and threat intel. Loved the pressure. I should’ve just gone to therapy.

Not a line of PHP in my current employer’s environment. Hate to brag but you know my ticket will get pulled soon enough with another 0-day so let me have this win.

Port of Friday Harbor getting festive.

Anyone else under assault from Texas voting spam? I have never lived in, will never, have no desire to, and don’t even feel compelled to visit the state of Texas. What is this garbage?

Important Sounders question: Has Sammy EVER doinked? I don’t think so.

This time of year in Seattle is always like: hey it’s Friday look at how nice it is outside oh yeah get pumped for the weekend. Then the weekend comes and it’s like: lol enjoying watching soccer in the rain you soggy idiot.

You think cities (cars if we’re honest, nothing else is noisy in a city) are loud now? Imagine the fucking downright cacophonous blasts of a flying car’s engines.

In the wake of the Yandex data center bombing and the disruption it’s doing to Russian business, I keep wondering what the us-east-1 equivalent is for AI data centers. Lots of business halted the more we hand over to AI workloads. Anyways, back to threat research. SkeletorRunningAway.jpg

Huskies 1-0 in the 2’! Have lived in walking distance for 8 years and only now making my first collegiate soccer game. Shame on me.

This West Ham feels like when I play West Ham on semi-pro in FIFA. Lovely day out.

Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan

Sabrina Salerno Day. Only 80s Italidisco is allowed to be played for 24 hours.

At least my local football club remains a democracy. Snark aside, super cool to be able to vote on decisions in the club you support. Wish they’d put the potential Renton move to a vote.

Pride from passing CEFR leveled tests is nothing compared to what I feel receiving spam and phone calls in Italian. I think I’ve made it. I’ve shitposted enough in other forums in a foreign language to be bot targeted.

Great piece. It’s the op-ed Adrian should’ve written instead of throwing up his hands and saying let’s move to Renton.

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I want to return the Green Lake Aqua Theater to its former glory. 5600 seats and a recessed floating orchestra pit?! Concerts with Led Zeppelin and Grateful Dead?! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_L...

I just finished rereading Invisible Cities. What a joy to come across this little atlas of the book and its wonderful ideas.

This is what AI wants to take from you.

Me: We need a President with a west coast mindset. I wonder what history shows. Facts: Richard Nixon is the only President to have been born on the west coast. Ronald Reagan and Herbert Hoover the only two to have spent large chunks of their life there. That’s it. That’s a pretty shit tier club.

Ahhh yes I’m sure Iran is itching to take out the largest concentration of the Iranian diaspora with over half a million. So many that they call it Tehrangeles.

What @ferries.wsdot.wa.gov is leaving out here is that a lot of engineers are working working overtime due to short-staffing. 42% of ferry engineers have had to cancel planned vacations because of this. WSF are in the wrong here but won't admit that. #overtime #overwork #union #burnout

CODDLED DRIVERS—LAVISHED WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF INFRASTRUCTURE JUST GIVEN TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE NEEDING TO LAUNCH AN ADVOCACY CAMPAIGN THAT TAKES ALL OF THEIR TIME ON EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS—EXPECTED TO EXPERIENCE SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE

I can’t decide if it’ll be funny or horrifying to see Musk in a 5-star General’s uniform with North Korea levels of dangling silverware. We’ll go with both.

Headline should read: “They all said they’d leave if this passed. Why haven’t they left yet? And other reasons we should ratchet this tax higher.”

Renton Rounders! Drive! And park!

Should’ve led with this. Most compelling reason for the stadium move I’ve seen. Lean in to this, have players talk about how it hurts their on field performance, provide a transit solution, show us the finances, and you might get support for a move.

Proposal to change the ECS chant “go for the kill” to “go for the krill”.

Funny how we still haven’t heard of a Chinese model going rogue and attacking US government sites.

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Woke up with Replacements on the mind and realized Swingin Party would be such a good choral chant. “If being a Sounders a crime, we sing side by side. At the [insert trophy] party down the line.”

Car-Free Pike Place Market Pilot Deemed Too Successful to Continue: tinyurl.com/uund6kej

“Longest undefeated streak in the league.” remains a hilarious stat given 15 games without a win. Hope that ends tonight.

What in the… a bunch of kids just went by on Lime Gliders all riding side saddle. Is this the new way? Ride it like some 17th century duchess?

Fuuuck I miss when the team had not one but TWO Chads on it.

Ahhhh that time of year is here where the seasons turn and I try to get everyone to once again read It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. A true literary work of genius.

It’s funny OpenAI killed Terra in its latest release. Feels like foreshadowing.