Pixie Circe | LA+✈️ Hairy Hottie

Remember to charge your vibrators and drink water!

Homophobic guys trying to not do gay things need to remember that so many objects are phallic. You not gonna shift gears, my boy?

It’s a literal crime that this is not in the Scrabble dictionary

Heads up- am now requiring a 50% deposit for all appointments, up from 20% I had before. It’s come to a point in my career that I can afford to do this. Invest in yourself by investing in me, your ROI doesn’t waver. The stock market is a mercurial mistress, unlike me.

A recent set of directives to My submissive at dinner date: 1) no eye contact with server 2) I pick your food/drink 3) I will verbally order for Us/us as you keep your eyes down at your hands folded on your lap 4) you will sign the check on your knees 5) you tip the server + Me 3x that amount

Lemme be reincarnated as a well catered to squish faced dawg

NJ councilman, a former Google employee, says ALPR surveillance is going too far as council considers eliminating contracts : "We'd also be safer if we got frisked everywhere we went and had to go through metal detectors, but that would be at the cost of freedom." www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Chiitan is showing self love! They are enjoying a drink with a cookie formed in the shape of their squishy cute face adorned atop!

Not reading the latest bootlicker piece at the Atlantic. But Nicholas Liu's interview w/ @equalityalec.bsky.social is very helpful for anyone wanting insight into what Gladwell and the Atlantic are up to here. www.salon.com/2026/01/20/m...

Why continue to fund, at the expense of other social programs, an armed, militarized organization that repeatedly resists any meaningful changes in accountability when it harms people or transparency around anything it does?

America hasn’t, in recent history, divested from the police in any meaningful way. Both political parties shovel billions of dollars into a system that doesn’t stop crime nor make people safe. Communities aren’t under policed, they’re under resourced.

A recent set of directives to My submissive at dinner date: 1) no eye contact with server 2) I pick your food/drink 3) I will verbally order for Us/us as you keep your eyes down at your hands folded on your lap 4) you will sign the check on your knees 5) you tip the server + Me 3x that amount

goin’ for a walk

Masked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers on Friday, setting olive groves on fire and slinging rocks. Caught in the attack was Post photographer Heidi Levine. “They just kept kicking me and kicking me, like probably 50 times,” Levine said. https://wapo.st/4yt6dHY

who up sexy and evil and plotting

I am unknowable but you will know this- I am also untamable.

Blep 4 good news

“We want half measures now, and we won’t stop until we get half of them!”

man where do they find these people

Feds have always been utilized w specific intent to prosecute/harass marginalized ppl, the other stuff they advertise as prioritizing w numerous copaganda shows/films, is not what they actually focus on. Epstein and others went w/o consequences, white supremacist groups too

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, that is not a selfie:

Heads up- am now requiring a 50% deposit for all appointments, up from 20% I had before. It’s come to a point in my career that I can afford to do this. Invest in yourself by investing in me, your ROI doesn’t waver. The stock market is a mercurial mistress, unlike me.

Why is it always "you have to vote for us" and not "we have to do things to make it worth voting for us"

Good morning to all beautiful women who feel like they’re living in a horror movie

So, the reason we mock horrible fascists is not to make fascists change their minds. It is to show they are mockable. It breaks the veneer of respectability and power. It gives others social permission to mock them. Satire is poisonous to power because it makes opposition both fun and collaborative.

Halloween is gay and christmas is heterosexual, if you don’t get it, I can do a reeducation during our appointment. Role play ideas: Me as Aileen Wuornos, you as my victim Me as Shaggy, you as Scooby Doo Me as Hook, you as Peter Pan Me as Ursula, you as Ariel