Die Mad

Die Mad

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Die Mad
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The magic are cursed

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

Orlando Magic star Paolo Banchero has sustained a low-grade right high ankle sprain, sources tell ESPN. This injury diagnosis typically carries a timetable of 4-to-6 weeks.

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The NBA is really back?

Tony East@tonyreast.bsky.social

Refs overturned each other when Zubac was fouled in the first quarter. Just did so again on an out-of-bounds. Pacers given possession AFTER the change, but Mavs are challenging.

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Patrick Wyman
@patrickwyman.bsky.social

My 10-year-old just burst into my office to inform me that the Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire. Thanks, little Voltaire.

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Cale Michael
@xjustified.bsky.social

This shit just writes itself at this point. Just the name "Epic AI MegaJam" is a joke that best describes what is going on with these companies.

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JFC

Kerith Burke@kerithburke.bsky.social

When a franchise wins a championship, typically team employees get rings. It’s a thank you to the people who do the grunt work. The Knicks dangled rings in front of employees via email…but if they clicked to select a ring design, it sent them to cyber security training. It was fake. Holy shit.

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paris martineau
@paris.nyc

the FDA has announced a recall of *spins wheel* MUNG BEANS due to the potential presence of *spins a second more ominous wheel* GLASS

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Sean Highkin
@highkin.bsky.social

Woke up the morning after the Blazers' season opener and their head coach has not, to my knowledge, been arrested by the FBI so we're already in better shape than last season.

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Blake Bortles
@blakebortles.bsky.social

And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of EverBank Stadium, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. Duval. www.foxnews.com/outkick-spor...

foxnews.comThe Jacksonville Jaguars are kicking the tires on letting fans store their ashes at their stadiumThe Jacksonville Jaguars' 904Ever Club lets fans store their ashes inside the renovated EverBank Stadium memorial for up to $5,904 a package.
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God bless America

Michelangelo Signorile@msignorile.bsky.social

And I’m 100% okay with that. “West Hollywood city officials have said he was the aggressor in the incident and baited the couple into violence.” www.latimes.com/california/s...

latimes.comGay dad who punched 'MAGA influencer' over child molestation claim won't face chargesLos Angeles County prosecutors will not file criminal charges against a man who punched a self-described "MAGA influencer" earlier this year. David Vulin, who was out with his infant son and husband i...