Please Eject the RIP Disk 🪦

It just *sings* with the pork flavor.

Haha, no, you hang up.

"DB Cooper Summons His Getaway Gryphon"

Local GOP flat-out ignored my "no soliciting" sign to put advertising material for candidate reelection on my door, which is so on the nose it hurts. "Technically it's canvassing." Technically don't put your shit on my door.

personally my bank PIN is also the number four so I'm not sure why everyone is so upset by this root CA

I did a bumper sticker trade, look at this incredible bumper sticker

T O R U S M A N

These are the same people who always said "Why not just put a jet's eject seat into a car. It'd be kick-ass and could save lives?" and having them not think 2 seconds more about accidentally hitting that while in a tunnel and turning themselves in meat scrapings.

Dads entering October, vibrating, with a fresh travel mug of hot brew, waiting to remind everyone to "cut away from the body, never towards the body"

Pour one out for Tom Tucker Mint Ginger Ale, but Cranberry Sprite puts the shoes on in its stead.

While I'm trying to figure out Instagram you get to enjoy this cute fox some more. 📷 #FujiFilm #X-T5 🔭XF70-300mm #Photography #Nature #Wildlife #UK #Kew #KewGardens #Fox #WildlifePhotography

playing a game of civ thinking "i am an isolationist techno utopia. these fools are rolling in the mud together while i am ensconced in the work of the academy" and the next turn the game throws up the list of most advanced civilizations and you are the donkey idiot at the bottom

🔊 In Stereo Where Available 🔊 🔇Not In Stereo Where Not Available🔇

Remembering Katie Zacharia White House Press Secretary Monday - Friday

It's this, but instead of tofu it's a rotting bear carcass.

I'm loving these days that the grocery store is handling the daunting task of browning and wilting my lettuce before I buy it. I was getting bored of letting a week in my fridge do that for me.

You give Leonardo da Vinci no sleep or daylight for a few months then force him to do the Mona Lisa in five hours whilst some producer stands over him shaming him for not working weekends and you see what comes out.

A #Hawk, #Moon and #BlueSkies for a #BirdOfTheDay trifecta. #birds #birding

self-made

A red tailed #hawk spent a lot of the summer circling around the neighborhood, but kept coming back to perch in this tree across the street, which was quite high up over the treeline; could probably see a lot. Here I caught him in the fading daylight as he spotted something and took off after it.

Make stuff. For the love of all that there is, please just keep making stuff! Doesn't matter if it's bad, good etc. Just *keep* making stuff.

Stretching Mario’s face at the title screen of Mario 64 was the first iteration of jiggle physics if you think about it

old motel, santee, south carolina, 1979

Art by • Valerie Valusek

Had a day out yesterday. Cloud lined up perfect to look like it was coming out of the old smokestack.

Has anyone checked in on The Blowfish recently? Hootie's fine, but I'm just thinkin' 'bout them Blowfish.

finally, a product for my hair type

Has anyone checked in on The Blowfish recently? Hootie's fine, but I'm just thinkin' 'bout them Blowfish.

Art by • Gary Leach

MISC/FALL33.GIF

brb changing my name to Hefty Fabuloso

Leaving the house every day with a wheel of cheese and flagon of elderberry cordial because of those mice.

If Harry Potter hadn't become a big thing we'd all be into Redwall, baking scones and playing with swords.

"oh no.... this is what it feels like when doves cry, Milhouse"