PoliPhiNosaur

Someday, hopefully in the not too distant future, I'll get arrested for pissing on Trump's grave.

If your streaming service intends to take money from flaming racists for commercials then… guess what? … I cancel your streaming service. Goodbye Disney!!!

Time for Shaun of the Dead

Michael Irvin, Jerry Jones, and Stephen A Smith sitting next to each other in a small space has me wishing for the world’s smallest black hole to appear.

I have a watershed team playing by the Gulf of Mexico tonight #WorldSeries2026 Go Brewers ⚾️⚾️🌊🌊

@paulboldrin.bsky.social just wanted you to know I’ve been driving this EV around for the past week. My first time exploring charging networks. It’s…easy? 🤷‍♂️ Not sure why I was nervous.

It’s Iain.

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“Only losers whine about referees” -every Packers fan I’ve known for the past 40 years

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

Block. block. Block. You don’t have to get angry with people on the internet, and you will not improve anything by doing so.

“Only losers whine about referees” -every Packers fan I’ve known for the past 40 years

I’m starting to think as long as the Detroit Lions beat the Packers twice then we can sim the rest of the season. I so enjoy pettiness, mutual hatred. I bathe in schadenfreude. My body is fueled by the failures of mine enemies and yearns to see them desperately cling to dissolved hope. Go Lions.

I think this is happening. Wow, what a terrible night for some of the worst people in the world.

Breaks my social media hiatus to say: fuck the Packers

Has your team commit stupid and unnecessary penalties in critical moments? Did your team, in spite of playing well enough to stay in the game, manage to make enough mistakes to lose? Has your team been on the receiving end of inexplicably bad calls? Strange coaching decisions?

I would like every Packers fan to know that your experience, today, watching your team in this game, is exactly what it’s like to be a Lions fan.

Just a 162738277837728 more bad calls against GB and we’ll start approaching leveling the scales for the last 50 years.

I enjoyed that Roughing call, but I’m also an enthusiastic supporter of national commentary booths taking a strict view of the rules in regards to fairness when discussing the Packers. I’m assuming we can count on them remaining strict textualists and ask for reversals when the calls favor GB.

Go home NFL you’re drunk

Go home NFL you’re drunk

2026 Viking = 2025 Colts

Holy shit Tel

What even is this game?

Maddison gets fouled 100% of the time he has the ball. He gets a call about 10% of the time. Hard to imagine why he’s always injured.

Is your team making you sad? That’s ok! Let my team make you sad instead! Thiel kicks off in 6 minutes! d3football.com/links/k6qfc7

Oh good. Lee Dixon. -mute-

Humans should really do more research. There were operating manuals that would have warned her not to fuck with us.

When playing the Bears - throw it deep. Always.

Every time Patriots have to play a real team they shit themselves. At some point national analysts will say this right?

Defensive holding now includes breathing on a receiver on the opposite side of the field from play. Hey NFL, I think it might be time to address some inconsistencies.

I’ve decided to start responding to any daily compliment the way professional athletes do. “Thanks. All glory to god, in him all things are possible. It was a great afternoon and getting the laundry done before my wife asked is the result of a lot of preparation and it’s nice to see it pay off.”

It's bleak that Serious News Outlets will tie themselves into knots writing headlines that obscure the horrors of a story while @people.com just waltzes in and calls it like it is.

Just so much "WOW" but not in a good way. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

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Seen this story all day today. Every headline says "27 year old Minnesota man..." I have yet to see one with the headline that the man was Somalian. The most maligned and denigrated group in Minnesota www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/2...

Ron Jeremy impersonator, Niagara Falls survivor, Darwin Award winner. This guy did it all.

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

I am Jim Nantz’s broken wrist.

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How is it week 6 and we still don’t really know who is good in the NFL this year?

Kelly Stafford would like to know why Arizona hates her children.

Kilgore was there

lol Josh Allen is impossible

thought we were going to watch Jim Nantz break his hand in the booth just now

Michigan football halftime highlights - it’s fall and The Arb was pretty this morning