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Friendly reminder that if you feel like it’s some else’s job to manage your emotions you have no right manipulating theirs to make them stay with you or take you back ✌️

went to a wedding yesterday and we kept laughing at this meme

Just heard a tremendous crash from the kitchen and the puppy is unaccounted for

I was today years old when I learned about the Glasgow Coma Scale and all I have to say is trust the Scots for coming up with a scale that starts at 3 for “deep coma” and goes to 15 for “fully alert” So like 2 is “Stag Party” and 1 is “dead“, right?

what a night

This drives the extroverts in our lives CRAZY. They don't understand and can't accept that we feel this way. They keep pressuring us to do things we don't want to do in order to "fix" us.

Today years old

It’s feeling hope-y and change-y and I like-y

This evening I was awoken at 2am by my Big Dude. The proper Pyr Paw Punch. And why? So I can gently stroke his face and baby talk to his 170 lb ass.

Obama is awesome 👇

shoot for the moon bc even if you miss you might clip some SpaceX satellites

I’m a really little human so it doesn’t take a lot to make me full and really it’s not hard to be uncomfortably full pretty quick. Dangit

Tell me you’re neuro-spicy without telling me you’re neuro-spicy.

But also, I’m saying this as A Gay Person…ahem **leans into microphone*** This picture is gayyyyyyyyyy. 🏳️‍🌈

Bus traffic is there to throw your enemies under, not yourself.

No you cannot track my movements, whilst using your app. But for shits and giggles, have a go at tracking my mood.

I feel like we should set up a phone tree for the day he dies.

It’s a little after 2 AM. Foster Fail Ghost is extra jubilant this evening about having a home and pack. I’m just grateful that he’s gentle with his Pyr-Pawing. It’s the Golden Retriever in him. Angelo will just come up and punch you as a Pyrenees does. Ghost politely strokes your cheeks gently.

#Pinks

Remember when the biggest scandal out of the White House was Joe’s weekends at the beach with his grandkids?

Omg this is seriously a thing

I just really want 2026 to be the year we voted the fuck out of some shit

So I had a crazy dream that involved Abby Wambach being super pissed at me and I am stI’ll trying to figure out why. Like this is a real issue. Wtf is wrong with my brain lmao

I had a trial at the Pima County Courthouse today and if anyone is in town they should check out the artwork in the ground floor hallway by a group of local high-schoolers. Just so everyone knows: it looks like the kids are going to be okay.

I had forgotten what it’s like to have a puppy at night and how they wind up just before they wind down and crash. This dude was bonkers tonight

Upon further reflection my last skeet opened up a whole round of meditation on why people yuck others yums. We give our opinions so freely on this “brave“ digital world we often forget most of our opinions make us look like self-centered opinionated jerks.

Okay so I really miss cooking for someone who’s a foodie. And though it’s selfish to admit it I’m really exhausted from dating women who have food issues. Tonight I made gyros and a giant pot of couscous. Pine nuts, garlic, lemon, mint.

*impressed* You have a mini chainsaw now! I like it! It's so cute! And a big chainsaw! *beaming* You have a chainsaw for any occasion!