jordan

blasting off for 25 years 🚀 happy anniversary to pikmin! 🍃

Witch’s Staff & Stygian Blade from Hades for Jeff ⚔️ Thank you for the trust on this one! Had so much fun designing & tattooing this one

#octillerink2026 Day 22 - Ghost Type #pokemon #fanart🎐

nothing really matters but it matters if it matters to you

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

Some new Metroid Ravenous art I made! ⚡️

2. small break with the hunter and bff chapel dweller ☺️✨ #Soulstober

lost my septum ring in my bowl of Malatang soup and idk how that even happened 🤪

Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.

Mad Mad Mansion

I have meal prep I need to do but I got my flu and Covid shots today and my arm hurt and my body hurt and me eepy 😢

free throw contest

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

off to the races #coyotevsacme

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

I place one card face down and end my post

hades 2 doodlin'

Nintendo character

xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that

You know what? Here's ALL the opponent voice clips from Kirby's Avalanche. There's some really good ones that I think more people need to hear. #Kirby

Welcome to the stage, Nina Levin!

I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it

Oh but i love this deku baba design. Gross root tongue?

Oh what is that Navi voice lol

Jump button

It is possible to corrupt Donkey Kong Country 3 simply by being too skillful. Clearing the final level in one go without dying can result in Dixie and Kiddy becoming trapped in a nightmarish red location without escape, all just for being too good at the game.

Next Friday 🌟 September 4th

carly rae jepsen

Dungeon Crawler Carl - New Achievement!

you are a fucking loser if you think the blue angels are anything other than imperialist war machine propaganda and a waste of tax dollars