Kerrie C.

Socialism for the big corporations that are driving family-owned farms to ruin

Nailed it #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

According to 30% of the country, I'm "radical left scum." Well, I've got news for you, MAGA. Radical left scum can make a hell of an apple dumpling.

Notice how no one behind Obama was so bored during his speech they start eating their earwax.

This woman has been protecting a pedophile for so long she ended up looking like one.

I might make a new bumper sticker: "Not-a-messy-bitch-who-surrounds-himself-with-messy-bitches 2028"

Turns out, shitty parents who neglect their kids, and spout fascist vitriol about the friends those kids make in the world, also can't take responsibility for being shitty humans.

This is so true. I come home from teaching and meetings and say under my breath, "I'm so tired." But when I think about it, I'm not that tired. I just need sit in the quiet and breathe.

Someone in your life is vulnerable. How can you build them a special (metaphorical) ledge today? Something to help them pass safely beneath the noisy, dangerous traffic above?

We’re not talking nearly enough about the sitting president of the United States sending our troops to die in a war while aligning our country with the dictator helping to kill them.

[The inky black demon that dwells in Melania's heart] "Wow this is the easiest job I've ever had. I hardly work at all." [The vile hell spawn that clings to Trump's soul with obsidian pincers] "Right? Love perplexes him. Cruelty makes him smile. Sometimes I think he's possessing me!"

Notice how Tommy wasn't punched in the face and dragged out of El-Sayed's political event.....

Natalie Harp be like

Girdle gap: a shelf between the girdle and the Depends so Suzy Wiles can give a tug and see if he's made a poopy.

Because firing anyone after 5 days is embarrassing for Trump, I assume there was some effort to work with Katie Zacharia so she'd be better at her job. Now I'm picturing Suzie Wiles emerging from a mock press conference and giving Trump one of these:

I assigned a research map and suggested that 1 person per team make a quick template on Google slides to share with the team. 2 guys were arguing about how to do it. One looked over to another team and said to his buddy, "We're totally getting template-mogged!" I love Gen Z.

Critics says Trump is suffering cognitive decline. But he clearly remembers the talking points Putin gives him over the phone.

It shows oh god IT SHOWS

😂😂🤣🤣

When it comes to music, I have an era. I was lucky that music this good could be the soundtrack to my teen and college years.

Whining about deserving the Nobel Peace Prize while greenlighting a public execution is the most insane character sketch I’ve ever seen

All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.

This album pulled me into its heavy, trippy embrace when I was a teenager, and it never let go. An all-time favorite. #Soundgarden #90sGrungeMusic #MusicSky

I'm sure MAGA will try to blame Biden. But this has Trump's bankrupt-a-casino stink all over it.

Wait there's a Transformers 8 in the works? I remember, like, 2. I was obsessed with the toys and the Saturday morning cartoon, but I'm 100% indifferent now. That's how bad those first movies were.

This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:

How did I not know until TODAY that my husband and I share an anniversary with the Obamas????!!!!! 28 years for us, 34 for them. October 3 for the win!

28 years ago today. Happy anniversary to my broody artist, my handyman, my Superman, my comic relief. Relentlessly loyal. Endlessly creative. Steady in every storm.

When you're in a department meeting and item two (of ten) on the agenda goes 44 minutes longer than allotted

What a Schmitt show

Couldn't resist

#52WeeksOfFavourites (39/52) #MusicChallenge 💿📀 Cover Songs 📀💿 my (final) favourite cover song of the week Rain When I Die by City And Colour - this cover of the Alice In Chains track is a very special thing 🖤❤️ youtu.be/1x6IULst9r4?...

39 years ago today, #Soundgarden dropped their debut album and hit the world in the face with this absolute banger. Here's a 2010 performance on Conan:

I like to mix it up and get my students working with different people in the class. Yesterday I had them form groups based on birth month. Two girls sitting next to each other realized they were both born in March. They both said, "Aaaaawwww" and hugged. I love Gen Z.

He's going actual, science-based MAHA and I'm here for it.

... well I wouldn't be listening to anything except Alice In Chains today, now would I? 😎🤘❤️ Dirt, released 29/9/92 Rain When I Die youtu.be/v8uJoLJJP70?... Black Gives Way To Blue, released 29/9/09 Private Hell youtu.be/IBuxFU-e4zA?...

When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.

Aww he's discovered another new word, like groceries. We really do have the best poverty. Top-shelf poverty. The whole world envies our poverty.

These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.

Just checking in on this one

Yesterday I was moving chairs around my classroom and caught my palm on the corner of a metal flap that covers up a desk outlet. It bled. It hurts. My only consolation is that I'm calling the wound my stigmata.

Just got our tickets to see this dapper gent next month

Text exchange: [Don Jr] I grew my beard just so I could look like Zohran but Dad still doesn't look at me like that [Eric] You also get that awesome spray tan that looks totally normal [Don Jr] You stay as white as milk, and he treats you like crap too [Eric] Mmm. Milk. Now I wanna cookie