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Mark Carney nationalize BioWare

Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.

Are we going to see a defensive player win #SuperBowl #MVP?

good time to bring back this all timer:

Go home ESPN app, you’re drunk.

This #Seahawks Defense man.

Man #Seahawks tackling looking a bit rough early. Gotta tighten that up.

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Is … is Sam Darnold god?

Washington can’t command much of anything right now with the government shutdown, especially a football field. You see? Because the team is the Commanders, and currently the … I’ll see myself out.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Oilers 50/50 raffle has paid $81M to company owned by hockey group over 4 years, documents reveal www.stalbertgazette.com/beyond-local... Quite the scoop from @brettmckay.bsky.social

Me, on the phone, frantic and sweating profusely: “Your telling me I drafted HOW MANY #Chiefs players?”

reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite

That moment of doubt when you fill out a Captcha and it asks you to do it again. "Did I miss a set of stairs? Do I even know what stairs are? Am I a Robot? ... ... ... am I S̵̤̲̲̒̔̈́̆̈́̎̿̃T̵̡͉̘̅̑͘A̴̧͔̣̒͛̇͠ͅI̷̛̺͌́͛̃̑Ṙ̴͔͕̖̤̬̈͒S̷͔̣̠̼̼̥̻͐́́̾̑̐?"

The McDavid era in Edmonton will be defined by its goaltending, not the most electric player in two decades, and that’s such an indictment on #Oilers management that it hurts.

I’m tired boss.

I’m going to be thinking about “Jason I’m locked in,” from #Taskmaster for some time.

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

The three genders

We stopped the Stanford prison experiment but allow #CEDH to continue. Make it make sense.

SCOOP: Alberta Premier Danielle Smith's fmr chief of staff lived in a home owned by a sister of Sam Mraiche, a businessman whose dealings w Alberta Health Services are subject to multiple investigations. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber... w @tomcardoso.bsky.social @hoserlibrarian.bsky.social

[youth pastor voice] you know who else has a final fantasy?

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

Just sayin', as someone who grew up Catholic: if you can call the new pope by his chosen name instead of the name he was assigned at birth, you can do the same for the trans folks in your life. It's a sign of respect in both cases.

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.

As much as I’ve been hugely disappointed by the NDP (probably my home party) Federally, @blakedesjarlais.bsky.social has been phenomenal for Edmonton and Griesbach.

April 20th: Zero thoughts about the papacy. April 21st, Frantically flipping through binders: “No you don’t get it, they’d be stupid not to select Pizzaballa. Look here, probably at least 15 years worth of pope for a steal, everyone wants another John Paul and that’s what’s in the cards here!”

The idea that 'if a person is criminal, they deserve mistreatment' is the oil that greases the fascist machine. If you hesitate to help someone because they've broken the laws of fascists, you're part of that machine. Break the fascist machine with radical empathy and radical kindness instead.

Imagine being such a louse that the first thought everyone has when they hear the pope passed is that you killed him just by being there

Hell yeah random fortune cookie.

I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do

This is pretty gross.