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the joie de vivre of Theodor Seuss Geisel raised by Run the Jewels

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Patrick Stewart rippin the MFin penjamin. Nice

EDHREC@edhrec.com

PREVIEW: The Inner Light from November's Star Trek edhrec.com/cards/the-in... #MTGxStarTrek #MTG #EDH #MagictheGathering #MTGCommander

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the main problem with this app is y'all want me to get really mad about a new fortnite skin every other week and the thing is i make my own meals and take out my own garbage

Chiitan forever 💕💕💕

To Chiitan, transgender people are like family—just like mom and dad🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I love everyone from the bottom of my heart. I hope every kind-hearted transgender person can live a proud and happy life. love you all🩷

Baby kola style is always how I fly it’s a must

Parker LaMascus@parker.luckypaper.co

dear public transit riders: please take off your backpack or wear it like a baby koala (in front of you). you will be making the world a better place.

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If I go to a website and it's designed well, if I use an app and it works, if I call a customer service line and it takes less than thirty minutes, I will view whatever entity is behind that experience favorably for all eternity. Truly that simple. Bar's on the floor. Just make a thing that works.

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Every time i read some conservative christian write "ooh, those lefties hate me for my faith" I have to laugh. Like, I am openly and visibly and loudly religious and even the most turbo anti-theists are largely fine with me. They don't hate you for your faith, they hate you cause you're an asshole.

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Given that golf courses take up a bunch of land and resources, benefit only the wealthy, and historically bar minorities, this is really the Republican party distilled down to it essence.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You have a golf course right now -- it's old, tired, beaten up, it's useless. It doesn't do much business. We want to do something great for Washington. We're going to basically build a better golf course. It's going to be one of the great courses."

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Lots of questions here, chief of which is: Did *anyone* step in and say this seems like a bad idea?

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.

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Went to Target over lunch and witnessed scalpers for another TCG in real time getting a restock of the new set. These really are some of the most disgusting people in the world. 🙄

I prefer the 4 tier structure of jank, casual, trash magic (shout out @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social) and cEDH. However this is a heirarchy I ponder in the mind palace so not terribly helpful for a pregame conversation.

Dana Roach@danaroach.bsky.social

I say this constantly but the amount of people who think the Bracket system is something meant to be gamified is a giant problem the RC needs to address.

In a world of Novig and Kalshi and Polymarket, seeing Gronk in a Fanduel ad feels like the last remnants of a more innocent time.

I always want to apply for one of these but I don’t make content or have the urge to. Just fuckin love the MTG community and I don’t think “vibes” counts as content creation 😅😂

Shoebox@shoebox.gg

Shoebox is all about sharing a love for Magic and showcasing the incredible people in our community. So if YOU create something special, we want to hear from you! ✨

SCRIB DOON!!! Saving up my eddies to purchase a preem copy once I am able to 😁 (no wait… wrong sci-fi)

Noppy@thomasnoppers.com

And yeah I drew this guy on paper. 90eu shipped worldwide.

WotC is a business. MTG is a business. Anytime you ask a question and are disappointed with the response, the reason is? Money.

Amy the Amazonian@amytheamazonian.bsky.social

Even as a full time content creator, I can't track everything, which means I can't do my job as well as I want to. Part of what I think I SHOULD be able to do is take information, distill it, and pass it onto the people watching. I can't do that because there's too much info.

This right here. I wish we could have an honest conversation about AI instead of either being a crazy tech bro or an absolute Luddite because it HAS TO be governed and regulated

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I’m so jealous of the Chinese EV market

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market

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After spending most of my life trying to cultivate and protect the belief that other people have just as much interiority and complexity as myself, I have come to the conclusion that I was wrong. Many people are cruel, hollow, beasts thinly draped in skin and I am better than them. Ah well!

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We also gotta get out of the panopticon mindset and start reading and dancing to music again and stop video-ing each other doing anything slightly weird and taking pictures of strangers on the subway like volunteer cops. Documenting an uninteresting life nonstop instead of living interesting life.

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