pshew

my job is celebrating me working here for 10 years by giving me a cheap glass trophy thing, a meager bonus on my next paycheck, and a bunch of donuts for the department (none of which are the kind i like)

pink muhly grass absolutely throwing ass today. how do you pronounce muhly? i don’t know. im not going to read your comments if you tell me, im going to wait for it to come up in a real person conversation and just give it a shot. the risk of embarrassment is what gives life its spark

still fucking evergreen:

i asked the vc about tank Graves and how real it is and i was told i'd be kicked if i tried it

would you be mad if I said WoW Forever is currently my goty

The Shockmaster except he's gay. call it the Cockmaster

had my fun with the wow forever beta, see yall again in november

all i've learned from the post-2018 deltarune fandom is that there are a ton of young people who have only experienced queerness via the internet and not irl yet they talk like they have experienced the latter in spades

teehee

hello it is i, the guy who plays way too many depressed old men in D&D. guess what i did again

"Official Sonic Discord" the discord equivalent of an unmarked white van sitting inside a jr high school parking lot

sitting at a brewery and there's a blonde hair blue eye family with three 4-7 year olds and they all have giant iPads

It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf

we are voting for Deadman Danny every game

I was very lucky to get to see Pac wrestle in-person about a decade ago. Genuinely one of the greatest to ever do it. This sucks so much.

ive invented a new device that makes it my birthday year round so everyone has to give me presents and be nice to me and let me take over their cities and you cant get mad at me cuz its my birthday

played lots of WoW Forever. i have yet to win a Big Juicy Chungus loot roll in a dungeon yet this feeling has been largely ignored because everything else is so good and professions give you really solid placeholder gear.

lenny & carl

banging my fists on the glass like a gorilla that saw some kid's peanut chocolate bar from across the enclosure

There was a guy in our smash scene who had never beat me before who was moving far away, and at his last tourney with us I considered throwing so he could have one win but decided not to and instead 2-0'd him as usual Nowadays all I see from him is Republican Christian transphobic Facebook posts

"Counting or not counting gang violence" son or "I am not complicit" daughter

Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.

YEAH BITCH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reveals that ‘Digimon’ is his favorite anime.

I WILL HAVE NO PART IN THE CURSED WHITE WOMAN DIAMOND

trapped in the sonic parking lot listening to country music that sounds like it was made by ai

This is what people mean when they say "Never Forget" right?

It's my turn to draw Kirby in the Truman Show #kirby