Desperado D. Mayor

WHEN I WAS

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

[on an episode of Cocks & Cumming] RAFI: Getting a blowie from Antonio Sex. BENNY: There is absolutely no way you call blowjobs "blowies", that's stupid. RAFI: And yet you say nothing about my alleged partner, the honorable and mysterious Antonio Sex.

Imagining a guy who is just now becoming a brony

For all of the problems presented by social media and chat apps, the fact is that the human race is more connected to each other than ever before and most of us understand each other better than ever would have been possible when I was born in 1993.

Obama’s Cheesecake Factory decor joke is going to continue to get far more play in the media, days after it happened, than RFK Jr being openly racist. Draw your own conclusions about the press based on that.

me, reading the headline: well, he’s a public figure and actual malice is a hard standard to reach me, reading the article: ohhhhhhh

Travis Knight has to be one of the most ethical nepo babies in the English-speaking world, using his father's fortune to create beautiful art regardless of whether or not it turns a profit while shutting out special interest groups. He is similar to Tony Khan in this way.

Wildwood has one of the best cold opens I've ever seen in a movie. IMMEDIATE intrigue, with that feeling of "Oh my GOD, can they show that? What's fucking happening?" and then all of it actually pays off!

Drop fucking everything and go see Wildwood. Support this masterpiece while you can.

Wildwood feels like it's the series finale of movies the same way that EEAAO and Babylon did. Like, damn, there are gonna be MORE of these? After THAT?

Li'l Nobara's review of Wildwood: "How the fuck did they do that?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH PUPPETS! 10/10"

OH. MY. GOD.

Well. Got laid off, position terminated this Saturday. I need some time to remake my resume and everything but if anyone is looking for a Front-End engineer with 12yrs of exp in the Bay Area/Remote U.S. Ping me.

Also, shout out to Susie, the young woman I spoke to as we were leaving the theater after You Can See Everything, one of the best parts of the experience was hearing her mutter "fuck this guy" re: Billy Evans literally every time that those same words popped into my head.

Li'l Nobara's review of You Can See Everything: "Billy Evans is the most evil person I've ever seen in my life and I've fought Mahito. 9/10"

Bet this goes really hard if you’ve been kicked in the head by a horse

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

Chuck Lorre announces a new Sheldon series called Funny Penis Sheldon in which Sheldon is portrayed by an actor with a weird bendy penis. You might ask, does he fuck men? Of course he does, you fucking fool.

You can convince a conservative that anything is true if you present it in the form of a rhyme or alliteration.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, thank fucking christ for Trump's dogshit work ethic.

I'm quite fond of this small lesbian.

When are we getting Niu Lai in the States, I wanna see it (the other thing can fuck off)

Are there any other Bolsonaros around that need to go to prison, or

The Trump administration has direct ties to TKO. They're fully aware of their planned shows in KSA and are doing nothing to stop them by doing the proper thing and issuing a blanket ban on flights to KSA. They are hoping that the shows are attacked and people die so they can justify more killing.

How the fuck do nature documentaries get the camera so close to animals without them noticing or caring (I'm watching Planet Earth II)

The Addams Family movie takes place in 1991. Uncle Fester reappears after 25 years, meaning he went missing in 1966 (the year the original series ended). If it took place today, Uncle Fester would have gone missing right after 9/11

The internet can be pretty gullible about tech products, but congrats to everyone who called exactly what this was going to be used for from the first moment they saw it.

If you are still talking about CM Phil at all, there is like a 95% chance you're not gonna make it. I'm opening myself up to not making it just by posting this.

I didn't realize that they weren't already in.

The announcement of Eric Bauza's death hit like a truck, it still feels like it isn't real. He was a constant presence in the world of cartoons, not just voicing them, but celebrating the medium. #RIPEricBauza #EricBauza #LooneyTunes #Art #fanart

I still think it should have been Seven Dogs Banging.

Bolsonaro Jr winning would have been bad for the entire human race AND the planet we live on, but even if it were just the Brazilian people in danger, why should people not care? Suffering doesn't stop just because you can't see it.

damn, people want the pro-fascist interference our own government is committing in other nations to fail? what a fucking shock.

Eric Bauza wasn't just an incredible actor. He fought for all of us, for the preservation of art, to see that real art got to shine, even in the face of corporate greed. The importance of him using his platform and his voice for the betterment of art cannot be understated. Goodnight, sir.