paul

No AT No RT

This joke only works if you ignore the text of the post and just look at the sticker

Lula Goes HARD

The Burnham government is happy to listen to transphobes galore but will move mountains to avoid listening to any trans people.

the last time mourinho won a league title, harry kane had one goal for england

I say wipe out Washington and New York

Ministers keep saying things like “get ready for war in 1,000 days” and journalists keep not saying things like “what do you mean” and “can you be more specific” www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

There is blatant voter suppression happening right now in Brazil: flights cancelled and buses suspended to Northeastern capitals where Lula holds the majority, polling stations changed to thousands of kms away last-minute, voters in London told they need to go to Edinburgh… This is criminal.

An arrest warrant has been issued against Salvador's secretary of transport, one of Brazil's largest Lula-voting hubs, for keeping dozens of buses off the streets today. Again: what’s happening in Brazil is criminal.

Just checking the weather

Cannot wait to see which former Man Utd player with a barely sketched in managerial CV they appoint next in a bid to turn things round. Jordi Cruyff? The Da Silva twins? Diego Forlan?

well first of all, it wasn't a "gamble" at all, so jot that down

@bsky.app you've been vibecoding and didn't account for the clocks going back didn't you

I know the reality is go quietly by mutual consent, get the payoff etc but best thing Michael Carrick could do would be to walk away very publicly this evening and absolutely go to town on every aspect of the heirachy above him

‘JERSEY’ Read the room

Imagine going back 15 years and telling Bournemouth fans that one day they'll beat Ac Milan and Man United in consecutive matches and nobody will even be that surprised