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Reminiscing about the specific big buck hunter machine in the back room of my childhood strip mall burger joint.

Just saw this clothing on Instagram reels called The Garment. It’s a blanket with just a head hole and no arm holes that goes down to one’s ankles. I have so many thoughts about it. I hope to see a subby lesbian in one this winter while out and about.

New f1 cars can’t handle any water on track. This year just gets better and better. I’m about to become a v8 chud.

This Eminem thing shouldn’t be surprising anyone because his fan base is 11 year olds who say slurs in pubg.

If I were bottas I’d be having some strict words for the FIA and the danger they put me in. Narrow part of the track and literally blocking a lane.

I am force feminizing Ryland Grace and there is nothing Andy can do to stop me.

First contact movies might be the most stressful movie type. PJM isn’t even scary and it’s terrifying. I think it’s the primate part of my brain confronting a being that is wholly alive yet so vastly different and also nearly impossible to understand. Idk. Arrival was good tho.

If god didn’t want me to wear white after Labor Day then he would’ve stepped in before climate change ruined his kingdom

Lost boys? Sure hope they are. They’re all girls now!

Inspecting the painting in the museum the size of the wall: “Yeah this guy had some talent to do all that”

I’ve binge watched so much Ted lasso this weekend that everything I read is in his cadence

Chud son to bitch daughter

Yelled at bill gates last night during my dream about a prime video sponsored f1 movie about Charles Leclerc that he should be making a new Microsoft train simulator. I hope he dreamed it too. Unfortunately this one also had Brad Pitt in it.

Also Libby posted this banger today

Hey this thing where they try to jingle keys in your face with new project confirmations to distract from the layoffs is very transparent and sucks.

I don’t see how this is possible. A lot of big claims coming from Todd, but Bethesda has been gutted. Starfield has some of the best art direction I’ve seen in gaming, but that isn’t enough for MS. Who knows where MS takes these studios they bought, but one thing is for sure: AAA slop is coming.

just how bad is the pending oil crisis? commodities day traders on reddit have begun to develop class consciousness

TODAY HE STANDS ATOP THE PODIUM !!

Yay for Charles!!!!!!! ALL THE HOOPLA ABOUT HIM BEING WASHED. SILENCED TODAY!!!!

Jesus Christ can the FIA do fucking anything right.

evergreen

3 girl 1 boy friendships become 4 girl friendships when given proper time and prodding.

Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment https://theonion.com/local-church-opens-doors-to-any-single-mothers-in-need-of-judgment/

F1 movie is such a weird movie to be made. So many decent to good racing movies, but this one falls short. Hits tropes, forced romance and infantilization of women. The writing is just weak.

4th in Le Mans and somehow in f1 Ferrari strategy just got Hamilton the true lead. Incredible.

Going to sleep seeing a Cadillac in p1 at Le Mans so everyone be cool. Come 9 AM I shall be suffering my eternal torment once again (being a Ferrari fan)

I have it on good authority that the Monegasque secret police have raided the Ferrari garages and have extracted Charles to safety. They are doing show trials on the boardwalk. Max is watching from his balcony.

Another day 💔

Commitment issues but i can’t choose my new cities skylines map

Lesbians don’t get romcoms they get Mulholland Drive and misfortune.

Honey bring me the microscope I need to find out if the gametes are attractive or not Honey, I shrunk the Gametes!!!

nobody making art about trans women wants us to be women, even other trans people. they want us to be something pathetic and wrongly shaped, forever grasping for womanhood, forever failing. they want us to be the tragedy of gender made flesh.

I think ep 1 of The Return would have hit harder if I had to wait 25 years for it.

The law when she said this

mojang is hiding puppytech from you