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deleting my own skeets that don’t perform like a mother dog eating her puppies

the minute I hit 35 I started talking about the economy and laughing at minions memes on facebook. what medical condition is this?

Mackerel is such a rich source of mackerelnutrients.

Ford is like a 1940s gangster that will get into corruption for favours and personal gain but who has principles. Pierre is like a cult leaders henchman who hands out the koolaid at church, who’s depravity is only limited by what dear leader commands

i haven’t been here in a while, is the US still a democracy or do I have to move to Europe?

as a Canadian I really don’t want to be the subject of the next forever war

the left needs a leg up on militant revolutionary resistance quick before the tankies step in and resurrect stalin

we’re seeing in real time what it would have been like if the world had internet memes when nazis controlled germany

So is it requirement that I be a lesbian before I buy a Subaru or will i naturally transition as a result of driving one?

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Sauron:

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

i really need Team Canada to win here guys

what would you say to your brainwashed Canadian father who lives in Canada and is excited and supportive of Trump invading Canada with military force and overthrowing the government?

will super bowl 2025 make sense if i haven't seen the other 2,024?

taylor swift's boyfriend lost the super bowl

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

This shoulda been the Bills.

Trump said it himself, he is attempting to use economic force (and propaganda) to destabilise Canada enough to cause the confederation to split it up, and he can invade provinces individually and take our land by force. Will NATO article 5 still apply if Canada dissolves? I’m assume not.

lets be clear. the tariffs aren’t about forcing concessions and border controls. They’re about destabilising America’s largest source of energy and resources so they can rob Canada at gun point. trump wants Canada to fall apart so he can claim the pieces. he said it himself, he wants our land.

for anyone that needs to go to war with america in the future, remember; americans are food

From an idiot lawyer who walks the line a little too frequently: please be careful with what you post. Now is not the time to make an (ultimately useless) statement that can be used to do serious harm to you

As China is finding out, it’s risky being our foe - as Canada and Mexico are finding out, it’s riskier being our friend.

it will be funny the next time one of these anti pronoun people meet a colleague they’ve been emailing named Blake and they’re embarrassed when Blake turns out to be a woman

asking myself once a week if tattoos will make girls like me and then i remember nazis exist

Josh Allen looks like the most disappointed man in history

mug root beer is the bud light of root beers

buffalo let’s goooo

i have the sickness

opening scene of dune messiah should play darude sandstorm

how crazy is it that the mark zuckerberg biopic came out before he destabalized western democracy

i often think about how trump was almost assassinated, and if he had been, i thought it would trigger more right wing violence. i now think the opposite.

Voters INSIST that Democrats work with Elon Musk’s Commission on Whether International Jews Started the Los Angeles Fire and Staged the Sandy Hook Massacre to find common sense solutions that will make a difference to them at the kitchen table.

now would be a great time to for Canada to bring up a North American Union proposal, like the European Union

Holy fucking shit

in a few years americans are going to have to get ready to either march on europe or start a civil war, or both

I know Canada has a total population only slightly bigger than California but even so I don’t think it makes sense to make it one big state. We should carve it up into six or seven, and none of this straight line north/south border shit, I mean proper states, with squiggles

Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking: welp, we biffed it up here. Not much more to say than that. We biffed it pretty bad

so Trump wants us to secure the Canadian border, but also, Trump wants to erase the border?

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dudes dropshipping fck trudeau flags are about to pivot hard to selling maps with canada as the 51st state

I truly did not ever think we’d be living in a timeline so absurd that we’d be experiencing both Robocop and 1939 again simultaneously, and out performing both in degeneracy

“how ‘bout i pick your nose you pick mine?” “this is not the saying”

Trudeau has shut down the government at the worst possible time. With looming economic warfare the Liberals need to work with the NDP behind the scenes to come to an agreement to keep the country running and push through electoral reform to give Canadians a fighting chance against Trump and Pierre

now that trudeau has resigned f*ck trudeau flag makers are going to have to lean into the 51st state rhetoric and start printing merch that says O’America or some bs to keep up with lost sales

the leaders that think trumps “joking” should understand now, Trump doesn’t make jokes, and he’s been a threat to national security since the 80s. it’s time to start treating him like the dictator he clearly espouses to be. there will be no more free elections for america and we need to protect ours