Ian Shaw

Farage now going on the air claiming Raheem Kassam, who called Kemi Badenoch a “Nigerian scammer”, denying he was his head of staff at UKIP, and claiming he is just “someone in America”. Soon he’ll be claiming Donald Trump is someone he just happened to meet in a lift

Make A Band Edible: So Salad Crew

Make A Band Edible: Blue Mint

Well, that’s just peachy! What a thoroughly well deserved tribute. Well done, that man.

#PeopleSoundsInASongOrMovie Gargle Eye

#ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds Gonks Go Bleat

#ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds The Odd Gobble

#SportJargonInASongOrMovie Tramlines (Don’t Do It)

#SportJargonInASongOrMovie Tiebreak

#SportJargonInASongOrMovie Crease

I am appalled at this! Why is #RoyalBritishLegion enabling fascists?

One bad apple, standing for Яеfогm One bad apple, standing for Яеfогm And if one bad apple, should accidentally fall There’s another bad apple, standing for Яеfогm.

#BandsToSea Krill & the Gang

#BandsToSea Oceanliners Sect

#totp Everybody past their best in this edition.

#BandsToSea Briny Schwarz

Additionally if a police investigation was underway she couldn't say anything for risk of prejudicing possible legal proceedings.

For some wankers she just can't do anything right can she? I have been a UK republican for as long as I can remember and I'm now 65 but leave the woman the fuck alone.

@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social Why did Meghan not go public to protect others? @lbc.co.uk

#ASongOrMovieForOrganising I Get A Little Regimental Over You

Ok so we’re a tad late setting off and going a different route but I’m appreciative that @gwr.com is doing its level best and I’d put money on me doing my @lbc.co.uk show tomorrow morning! 🙏 ps much much colder in Somerset than Devon. Just sayin x

Or just get the saying right: ONE bad apple spoils the whole barrel.

Yes, shame on you. And don't imagine that half-arsed apologies at this late stage will grant you any redemption. This stain is indelible.

Great to see Andrea & Liz back together again. You can just sense the electricity, the moisture, the smell of Dettol. They truly are a power duo. Our Spice Girls Our Thelma & Louise Our lick & spit Our lettuce & turnip Our seat & sniff Our Thursday night bath time. Our rash. 🇬🇧

SUNDAY: Reform UK councillor George Madgwick appears in ITV Reform UK doc for being close to far right group Portsmouth Patriots. TODAY: He's on LBC being treated like a credible voice. @lbc.co.uk aren't innocent in the ushering in of MAGA fascism. (Look how many racists they've had presenting).

‘The saying is actually one bad apple spoils the bunch. My contention is that he [Farage] is that bad apple’. Peter Ettedgui

Me too. I used to listen to him when he was still at the BBC, now I receive his emails every week.

#ASongOrMovieForTalk A Little More Conversation

#ThingsThatGiveMeConfidence Gossips

#AdjustmentsInASongOrMovie 9 1/2 Tweaks

#AdjustmentsInASongOrMovie Tune-ups From Amsterdam.

I'll be holding the fort at @lbc.co.uk from 10pm until 1am tonight, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. I hope you'll join me or have a listen on catch-up afterwards. No shortage of interesting issues to natter about.

🔴 NEW A Short History of Trump’s Long-Held Connections to Russia By @zarinazabrisky.bsky.social Read below. ↓

#ASongOrMovieForBeingAwkward Paddy McGinty’s Gauche.

#LoudInASongOrMovie Forte

And here is our archive of all of Stewart’s columns over the Nerve’s first year: www.thenerve.news/stewart-lee

#ASongOrMovieForTeaching My Guide

#BridgesInASongOrMovie Tay Story

#BridgesInASongOrMovie Beau Geste

#JohnsInSongsAndFilms Deeply Deppy

#JohnsInSongsOrFilms Lennon On A Lamppost.

This is admittedly just a hunch. But I strongly suspect that part of the motivation behind Trump and Musk crippling Ukrainian defence is the sheer childlike thrill of flicking a switch and watching things explode thousands of miles away. They are juvenile sadists literally playing with human lives.

Hats off to the awesome @ccshoreditch.bsky.social for his social media nudge this time last week. He prompted me to get flu and Covid jabs today and I’m hoping this pic of the rippling muscles on my right arm will do the same for you xx

#ASongOrMovieForEverythingSlow Sloth News

#ASongOrMovieForEverythingSlow She Tortoise To Yodel