Jason '🙉😡🗣😞😐' Cornett

I like this Yaxel kid! #DubNation

For the third time in the Finals, the Valkyries hold the Dream to their lowest point totals of the season. 64 points in game 1, then 62 points in game 4, now 55 in game 5. Valks were also responsible for Dream’s regular-season low of 66. Their regular season average was 91.3 ppg.

#Valcatraz win tonight in #Ballhala! One more to go - close this out on Thursday ...morning (?!), #Valkyries!

Sometimes in FriendChat you come up with a contextual pun that is so perfect that you just want I cry at the beauty of it.

I did expect that Koenig would be the last one standing, so this is a little bit of a shock. RIP and thank you.

What a great 24 hours for international liberal democracy.

Look, I detest her too, but using foreign language proficiency this way ain't it. Lots of people plateau in foreign language proficiency and it is no mark of character. When you shit on one immigrant for this, you are shitting on them all.

My first 5 TTRPGs (in order, as I can recall): D&D Tunnels & Trolls Champions Villains & Vigilantes MERP

This month in Friends Musicleague: It's WAR! open.spotify.com/playlist/4Dt...

Trump and the Utah state government are trying to give us another pandemic. www.propublica.org/article/bird...

Yes, #Valkyries! Bring it home, now.

Man, the whistle in this game is looking sketch AF. #Valkyries

#Valkyries back to doing Valkyries things in this game!

What a collapse. #DubNation

Please, just stop.

Don't get me started about the landscape in the 1970s...

•computers •DNA testing •medicine •dentistry •televisions •gay rights •information access •comic book art and writing •materials science •women's sports •food variety •mobile phones •my financial situation

You see a social media profile bio like this, and it's just the reddest flag for "nonsense below"

Who is gonna be the one to point out to Tyler the numbers of people incarcerated that have small children? Currently and historically?

Rubio is gonna end up running half of the executive by the time we get to 2028.

Shoplifting a box diapers, as is the alleged crime here, is a misdemeanor. They ran with their guns drawn and fired into a moving vehicle in a crowded parking lot FOR A MISDEMEANOR PROPERTY CRIME. A box of diapers was valued more than human life.

Thanks to Nathan Fielder for this slightly-off #earworm I've had this week: open.spotify.com/track/30SCXV...

May you live long enough to see the music of your youth become a period genre.

That bass exit to the last minute of Peter Gabriel's "Don't Give Up" is just a mood. #tune open.spotify.com/track/3J319s...

"So the guy called himself a king" *muffled gasps from the panel* "and he sent thousands of soldiers to quarter in my city" *Washington audibly whispers "what the f-"* "and so we, like, formed this system where we'd call up people within a minute or two if they showed up" Paul Revere: hell yes

I'm not the only person who spends every October regularly earwormed with "Undead, undead, undead" repeatedly cycling their in head, right?

Paddy Chayefsky slapping himself in his grave for not thinking of this bit to stick into the Network script.

Q: There's a report that FEMA is telling states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. Any reaction? OSSOFF: So the Trump administration is telling folks across the country to prepare to fend for themselves while taxpayer dollars are sent to back Don Jr & Eric's mining interest in Kazakhstan?

People outside of California just do not understand that most of the state does NOT fuck with the Dodgers. Certainly not by geography.

Shutting down *Bioware?* oh the games industry is in TROUBLE trouble.

Go to Netflix and watch this. #Blindspotting youtu.be/-rL-m3HbVv0?...

Amy Acton's brother slams Vivek Ramaswamy featuring her estranged mother in a campaign ad. "This desperate, disgusting attack reveals exactly who Vivek Ramaswamy is at his core – a pathetic excuse for a man who is willing to hurt anyone as long as it gets him what he wants."

🎶How does a scruffy, surly, all-female and Interracial gang, far from their home, Coney Island Brooklyn, chased and framed Make it back safe and secure in a single night? Coney Island Warriors. We're the Coney Island Warriors. Thousands are pursuing us. But just you wait, just you, wait.🎶

ironically, a program seemingly designed to just give money to the regime's friends and allies is textbook fraud

I see the Dream fans on here are already complaining about the reffing. "You know things aren't going well when..." #Valkyries #Ballhala

Kiah roofing Angel Reese was 😙👌🏻 #Valkyries #Ballhala

Nice to see an instance of Deliverism occur in the wild. It was looking like a completely exhaust political science theory after the 2024 election.

the other thing is that conservatives resolutely do not see the purpose of education as providing social mobility but as reifying and deepening existing inequalities of status. they are as hostile to low income students getting admission to elite institutions as they are black ones.

Got Flu, COVID, and RSV shots at lunch today, and I've lowkey been waiting all day for one of them to give me a little side effect, but so far nada. Not even arm ache.

What’s astounding to me is how “the president builds himself a palace with money given directly to him in secret by the richest people in America,” literally the most straightforward and worst executive-branch corruption story in US history, just gets shrugged at because Trump is unapologetic

VAAAAALKYRIES #Ballhala #Valkyries

Probably putting secret passages into my home.

you can really see the braces around Trump's legs as he staggers across the tarmac today

No, "measles parties" were not really a thing. Chicken Pox parties, yes, were not uncommon. But Chicken Pox was a) mostly just inconvenient for most kids that got it (I speak from personal experience) and b) MUCH more dangerous if contracted later in life. So "get it out of the way forever" was real

Day 3 of just horrible/no sleep. I'm so effing tired.

Trump should get all the dancing around the thing over, and just make Ivanka be his press secretary. It is clear that that is what he is essentially fishing for.